Jusoda Kid

Thanks for that, makes you proud to be a Geordie

You mean to say he wasnt even going to buy me a pint? The cheap bastard! 14480[/snapback] Buy you a pint anytime.......mate

Fuck off back to Trillians, you greasy NONCE

Look who's crying now....... Hughes slates Wales over Bellamy The procedures I had in place when I was Welsh manager have not kicked in Blackburn boss Mark Hughes Blackburn boss Mark Hughes has berated Wales manager John Toshack over his handling of Craig Bellamy. Striker Bellamy will miss Rovers' match with Fulham on Saturday after picking up a thigh injury in Wales training. And ex-Wales boss Hughes said: "Craig has got injured again and we haven't really had any contact from the Welsh FA which I am disappointed about. "They should at least get in touch with our medical staff to go through the process of how the injury occurred." Wales, though, have insisted they did speak with Blackburn's medical team about Bellamy's injury. National team doctor Mark Ridgewell told the Western Mail: "I spoke to (Blackburn medic) Phil Batty twice, having a perfectly reasonable chat about Craig's situation and scans for him." Bellamy had been doubtful for Wales' friendly with the ankle injury which had troubled him pre-season and which required a painkilling injection to enable him to play at West Ham last week. But the 26-year-old looked to have proved his fitness on Monday only to be ruled out 24 hours before the friendly with Slovenia with another injury. Hughes hit out at his successor as Wales manager last month for failing to clarify whether Rovers midfielder Robbie Savage would be selected for Wales again. Hughes wants Wales rule on Savage Toshack refused to make any comment on the issue this week, and this latest criticism from Hughes is sure to damage their relationship still further. "I think there is a way of going about it," added Hughes, who denied his gripe with Toshack was becoming personal. "The procedures I had in place when I was Welsh manager have not kicked in. "I think if somebody gets injured on international duty the club should be informed along the right lines as quickly as possible and we weren't." Wales team doctor Mark Ridgewell Bellamy will have a scan on his thigh on Friday to determine the extent of the injury. He is expected to be named in Wales' squad on Friday for the World Cup qualifier with England in Cardiff on 3 September.

What is that? Sign language for 'I'm a fucking retard'??? 14634[/snapback] No, it's sign language for "I'm a lilly white ginger retard"

I'm happy when i hear dyer has an injury, as long as it's a facial one and he's deserved it. Well saying he's got the contract he wanted, the boy's a shithouse. I seem to remember posting something on HTT many moons ago about him wanting a new contract then he would go back to his usual ways, playing shit and acting like a cunt. This is probably the start.

Do you measure when soft, semi or hard, it's gonna make a big difference.

TBH Theres no chance of wor lass managing anything more than screams of pleasure whilst were in the throws of lovemaking and to be perfectly honest she probably couldn't manage much immediately after sex either, due to the fact she can't see much as her face is usually like a plasterer's radio, depending on what mood I'm in, of course.

There's two things i don't believe about this story. Firstly your lass having to travel in the peasant truck while the gaffa rides 1st class. The Gaffa rides first class all right but it's not alone Secondly this business about your lass being new to this forum thing. It's common knowledge to every man and his dog that you and your lass have been active swingers for years and are well known throughout them type of forums. But as it happens all the PL Chairman were meeting in London today for some poncy meeting so the story about Fat Fred being on the train definitely adds up, just hope the rumours are true, and I'm not referring to the one's about your lass

Wor lass knocks up a mean Martini whilst on the job, shaken not stirred obviously

Pink lane is where the prozzys used to hang out. He forgot to add "then pick a bit of loose up on the way home after the curry

Do strangers slap you across the face as you walk down the street ? 14412[/snapback] Suprisingly not, but i do get lasses requesting to "Let me entertain you"! 14434[/snapback] Are you trying to hom off with Jimbo now? 14442[/snapback] All the machismo talk about how girls love him as well. Trying to hide something methinks. 14446[/snapback] Nowt to hide, didn't get the nickname for nowt. If machismo talk is too much for you to handle why not pick up your handbag and head homme!? 14452[/snapback] Wacky give it you after he'd shaved your pubes off? 14458[/snapback] Just because you prefer a bit of bush on Alex so he can stick his cock between his legs (silence of the lambs style) and you get to feel like areal man every now and again

Wacky - say it ain't so!? 14426[/snapback] Don't knock it until you've tried it. Sorry mate but Alex and Manc - Mag have converted me. 14431[/snapback] FFS Wacky! Don't let these rampant faggots get you down! 14438[/snapback] No worry's there son. The only place my brown wings ever feel air beneath them is with wor lass

Wacky - say it ain't so!? 14426[/snapback] Don't knock it until you've tried it. Sorry mate but Alex and Manc - Mag have converted me.

That last line sums it up for me

When i was at school i was known as Semi-Ballesteros, and it wasn't for my golfing ability

Just in the showers

Thanks, I don't mind a bit of banter but i don't want my daughter dragged into it and judged by someone who doesn't even know her or me.

I've said what i wanted to say and will be leaving it at that, good day!

Exactly, cheers for that mate. Dotbum, your not Cladwa1 by any chance? He also had a strange obsession with my daughter, I don't want to have to start tracking you down as well. 14368[/snapback] There's the angry Wacky we all know and love, having trouble reinventing yourself? 14371[/snapback] Fucking Nonce, i thought it was you.

Is that a bit like ganj? 14369[/snapback] Cunny Funt!

Exactly, cheers for that mate. Dotbum, your not Cladwa1 by any chance? He also had a strange obsession with my daughter, I don't want to have to start tracking you down as well.

That's even worse, fair play to you for putting that shite into the public domain though, if you want some tips feel free to pm me 14357[/snapback] Graphic! Did you type that with one hand, Tommy Dickfingers? 14359[/snapback] Have to love you and leave you now girls i really have got shit to do. (off to meet a kid in the wall to score some gange)

Nice! 14340[/snapback] Can't help it mate. I thinks it's something to do with the fact that i can't reprimand them because there not my kids. Nowt worse then kids hitting you and climbing on you and the parents just sit there with a "Eeeh, aren't they cute" look on their faces. Read the anger management thread and you might get an idea on the thoughts that start going through my head at that point 14346[/snapback] You have kids?! *Goes to reopen licensing of parents debate* 14352[/snapback] Yes and she's a well brought up child who always says please and thank you and has respect for her elders which is more than can be said for most children of today. Anything else to add to your previous comments.

Alex i'm impressed with your fine use of words, shame your silver tongue doesnt work with the birds, lickin blokes hoops is a pastime of yours, greasing them up before bursting their doors, every weekend off to rock-shots you trot, hopeing a faggot will take a shine to your bot, then its straight back to your place with your latest slag, videoing the lot to show your boyfriend, Manc-Mag