Jusoda Kid

I never want us to get beat but after watching the bolton game the only result i can see is a defeat and it could be a heavy one at that. Thats what I'm expecting and if it means we get rid of souness all the better. As UM said we've got a bunch of players who are just going through the motions under this numbskull of a manager and i never thought they had it in them to drop to another level of disinterested but they have, and if we don't get shot of the idiot managing them asap I'm afraid it may be to late. I was starting to take sympathy on him and have always been willing to give him until christmas but after the other night and his ridicolous substitutions it's plain for all to see that this man has no idea about managing a successful football team and neither have his backroom staff who I'm starting to hate with as much passion as i hate the man himself. It's obvious that they do nothing as the players the other night looked like they had never ever played together and the only thing they were aware of was that they were all playing in the same coloured top. I'd rather see anyone in charge and that includes Roeder if it was just for the rest of the season. FUCK OFF SOUNESS scottish football is calling you

Newcastle manager Graeme Souness: GS: "It's no secret what area we feel we need to improve in. Yes, the management position GS: "Michael (Owen) would make us a different animal altogether. Yes, we could play the long ball more often GS: He has a track record of scoring goals and I'm sure he would here if he chose to join us. Stop lying you cunt, anyone who's creative is taken off GS: "We've played three games and tonight is the worst we've played so far. To get a result here you need to scrap. You need a team that has played together before, thats what you need. But you're right that is the worst we've played, probably in the last five year.

Jenas showed his true colours, fucking crap. Ten million for him i doubt it.

Aye, she's taking the piss, spending money like it's going out of fashion

We were fucking atrocious, a shambles, embarrassing. I was all for giving Souness a chance due to the striker scenario but theres more to it than that, were clueless under him. The man has no idea what he's doing and he made that clear tonight, it was there for everyone to see. We made Bolton look like Barcelona. I don't care who we get in but this simpleton has got to go, I can't express what i saw tonight in words.

Just watched it and Jenas was absolutely shite, along with faye and Ameobi. It needed changed for the start of the second half, at least Milner on for Faye or Jenas. What does he do? Takes off Faye and brings on Clarky, FFS we needed an outlet, they had us camped in our own half. Then he takes off Bowyer who was our only player who looked like doing something. The mans a fucking idiot, it's plain to see for anyone with a hole in their arse. I would have liked nothing more at that point than to see a full brown ale bottle bounce off his head. Michael Owen, don't make me fucking laugh. If he's watched that tonight there no chance of him coming here i can guarantee that.

I don't care if he hasn't managed to sign a striker and it's not his fault he has got to go, it beyond embarrassing. His substitutions confirmed tonight that this man knows fuck all about football. I've just watched it and it's fucking sickened me to the back teeth.

Whats wrong with it like? Works fine for me! Seriously! 17253[/snapback] It looks like one of those pixelated images. 17257[/snapback] Thats what it looks like to me as well. Belt Buckle is another favourite of mine

Didn't realise pork knuckles played football, thats the first I've heard of it other than Fash although there are rumoured to be quite a few gays in the PL which wouldn't suprise me the way half of them mince about the pitch. 17223[/snapback] I know pork knuckles stands for huckles, i.e. gays, but what's huckles derived from, out of interest? 17229[/snapback] Not sure, never really thought about it to be honest but it's been around for years

Manc-Mag reckons sucking yourself off works a treat, although I'm sure you'd have to be pretty gifted to do it. Not something I'd fancy myself, sounds a bit bent to me

I think the server problem is down to so many people wanting to whinge about the potential signing of Owen 17224[/snapback] I'll second that, it's a waste of fucking space that thing. The toon will have won something by the time they get that piece of shit up and running properly.

Didn't realise pork knuckles played football, thats the first I've heard of it other than Fash although there are rumoured to be quite a few gays in the PL which wouldn't suprise me the way half of them mince about the pitch.

With Luque you would still have some money left over to buy another striker (probably in Jan) 17099[/snapback] Don't fancy him one bit Pleased it collapsed

Sounds better than the old stuuf down the Lightfoot. They passed it off as Turf but i swore it was 40 grade sand paper, cryed like a baby when you went down on that

I don't eat huge amounts, no. But I tend to have a large range of favourites. Variety is the spice of life you know. 16787[/snapback] Tell me about it. Right Hand Right hand with glove Right Hand With Fingerless Golove Right Hand Numb (my fave) Right Hand Warm Right hand cold Right.......... 16789[/snapback] Right hand with nails painted As above with a couple of sovereign's on As above with right leg hanging out of bed with a fishnet stocking on The lists endless

Do me a favour and tell your fatha to have a word with the top brass at work about not being able to buy worcester sauce in bulk like you can with various other flavours, it's a fucking liberty. 16014[/snapback] actually one of me mates said this to him before! he said it was cause they had to remove them for a bit as this chemical that went into them was rumoured to be causing cancer or summit, so all products with it in were destroyed 16174[/snapback] I was kicking off about this a long time before the scare, I can't see what their problem is.

I did go onto say "but he does score a lot of goals"

Then there dafter than i thought. They should think themeselves lucky they got back in the CL, which i did agree with by the way.

As you well know I'm not fit for a return to that hell hole you call work and thats doctors orders, but the fact of the matter is I'm becomingl terribly bored being off so i will decide upon my return from 10 days in the costa del sol whether or not another stint in the costa del shit is right for me. Good day to you sir 16996[/snapback] Seems strangely fitting that your leaving the country just as the net closes in on you for the Corner House job! 17042[/snapback] What corner house job? 17045[/snapback] You know as well as i. Your lass manage to get the smell of parafin off your clothes yet? 17046[/snapback] It's a shit bar but i wouldn't go as far as setting it on fire. Apparently it had just had a £300,000 refit, what a pity. TBH i felt a bit sorry for the couple who were due to have their wedding do there and couldn't, fortunately they were found a new venue in one of the chains other pubs, the Anson in Wallsend, now thats what i call a sickener.

As you well know I'm not fit for a return to that hell hole you call work and thats doctors orders, but the fact of the matter is I'm becomingl terribly bored being off so i will decide upon my return from 10 days in the costa del sol whether or not another stint in the costa del shit is right for me. Good day to you sir 16996[/snapback] Seems strangely fitting that your leaving the country just as the net closes in on you for the Corner House job! 17042[/snapback] What corner house job?

The teletext is quoting an 18milllion fee which imo is a lot of money for a striker who has no first touch, but were desperate and lets face it theres no one else available. One thing you can't argue with is, he will score goals and quite a few of them. A loan deal would do me then we could spend the money on someone else (who?) and hopefully if we had a decent season and Owen eneded up a hero he might just decide to stop here then we can use next seasons transfer funds.

As you well know I'm not fit for a return to that hell hole you call work and thats doctors orders, but the fact of the matter is I'm becomingl terribly bored being off so i will decide upon my return from 10 days in the costa del sol whether or not another stint in the costa del shit is right for me. Good day to you sir

Steven Gerrard didn't look to confident in seeing his old pal return t the club in his post match interview. Hope he's right but all my faith in the toon signing someone has been lost.

How much was it? 16646[/snapback] I knew some sad cunt was going to ask that so I'll give you your jolly. £1 like every other bastard thing in the pound shop you thick twat, thats why they call it the pound shop

You weren't wearing a padded jacket were you?