Jusoda Kid

Nice Who won?

Here's a reaction from a lady (yes, I am one before any funny fecker starts!!) Personally I prefer to not take a dump at work. I prefer the comfort of my own bathroom. Last week at work one of the cleaners discovered that someone had been shitting in the waste bin in the ladies changing room toilet. The waste bin was to the side of the toilet so we were all pretty disgusted and baffled as to why it was the case. The culprit has not been found and signs have had to be put up in the loo asking that people only put unsoiled waste paper in the waste bins. How ridiculous is that? 16599[/snapback] Thats confirmed it. When it comes to dropping a teddy bears leg lasses have got dirtier habits than lads - fact

The 'no reaction' from the female members of the board says it all

Scary really, when you think that the average bloke spends most of his life trying to get down that area for some action

The dog went ballistic and started legging it around the room like a mad bull but the laughs didn't last for long when it jumped through the air and butted me in the nose, practically breaking it much to the amusement of my onlooking friends.

I got one from the pound shop and it works a treat but as other people have said it will depend where you live.

Never done it myself but i know quite a few people I would be happy to do it to. Closest i came to it was putting a football sock over my dog's head. Went down like a shit sarnie with the dog

While we're on the subject, what sort of tramp sits there, picks their nose and then proceeds to wipe their excavations all over the toilet cubicle walls when theres fucking toilet paper right next to them?! 16546[/snapback] Civil Servants, thats what sort of tramps do that. When i worked up Longbenton the cleaner who used to do the cleaning on my floor would get the same bus as me in the morning. She told me that the state some of the toilets were left in, especially the woman's, were nothing short of a fucking disgrace and the majority of these snotty fuckas swan around the place like butter wouldn't melt, with their sharp suits on etc. When if the truth be known there a bunch of dirty arse bastards, i dread to think what their houses are like. Dirty arse civil servants!

What about Shepherd is a Mackem chants, I'm sure that would piss the fat 'I'm proud to be a geordie' bastard off.

I used to work with this scruffy punk who was the dirtiest bastard on two legs. His party trick was to somehow spray shit all over the place, up the back of the cistern, on the floor, the cubicle was left looking like a Rolf Harris abstract after loose ring had been in This cunt would take a shit anywhere as well and it was normal behaviour for him to carry a few sheets of toilet roll around in his back pocket in case nature called and he was caught short somewhere awkward, no shame what so ever. What made it worse he was a vegetarian and he also had a liking for cheap alcohol, whether it was White Lightning or Scandia Green this scumbag would drink it especially if it was free. I recall on one occasion there was a cheap shop down Wallsend that had out of date beans on special at 7p a tin so dirty arse borrowed the works van and went bought an absolute shit load (no pun intended) then lived off them for the following months so you can imagine what his bottom antics were like over this period of time. He's a toon fan as well, season ticket holder so if your reading this you dirty bastard you know who you are, get to the doctors and get your slack arse sorted out before some fucka catches Cholera from you.

All soaps are shit imo. Used to watch Neighbours years ago but i realise now thats because i was young and daft.

What a big pile of steaming depressing shite. I'd rather be dragged through the streets by my balls than be forced to watch that crap. Can't see what the attraction is, would someone please enlighten me to the joys of this very popular show because I'm at a loss to what they are.

LOL thank god for that Too much 'nice' is sickening Fave position? Hmm let me see, i like them all, but prefer to be on top 15998[/snapback] Size queen 16012[/snapback] What does that mean? 16013[/snapback] I'll leave that for one of the smuttier members like 'Smooth Operator' to explain, i have far to much respect for you Toonraider

Do me a favour and tell your fatha to have a word with the top brass at work about not being able to buy worcester sauce in bulk like you can with various other flavours, it's a fucking liberty.

LOL thank god for that Too much 'nice' is sickening Fave position? Hmm let me see, i like them all, but prefer to be on top 15998[/snapback] Size queen

Gays at party: I was at a party once and met a lovely, fit bird who was happily toasted enough to agree to slip upstairs with me for a nice, hot shag. Unfortunately the first room we tried was occupied, by two bloody men having a 69ner. I could happily have gone my whole life without ever seeing that. You pair of cunts, I am totally fucked up for life and I never got my shag. What a pair of selfish cunts Dirty arsed slag: I scored a one night stand once and just before we got down to it she went to the bog, I presumed to "powder her nose". Unfortunately she went to drop a teddy's leg and as it transpired didn't wipe properly. Once i got her in the doggy position I spent the next few minutes wafting as I pumped until I eventually flopped and had to make a pathetic excuse about being too pissed. If you are reading this, I wasn't pissed, you had a shitty disgusting arse and I hate you, you cunt.

Worcester sauce all the way for me, far superior to any other crisp. Anyone remember Hedgehog flavour crisps? never tasted them but i know you could get them in the Grainger Market years ago. http://website.lineone.net/~kbettess/page.5.html

Why doesn't that suprise me? Star bars are a favourite of mine but lately I've been into the new Cadbury's dairy milks with turkish delight in them....................beautiful

IMO the Toon at the moment has to be one of the least attractive propositions in Football. A manager who has no man management skills, no tactical skills and a massive attitude problem, then to top this all off a Chairman who's got lies he hasn't broken into. No european football.

West Ham looked a very poor side to me and the fact that we failed to score against them when they were down to ten men is very worrying. Newcastle will be relegated this season unless we sign two top strikers, no goals = no points = relegation. 40/1 sounds like decent odds to me.

Never really impressed me to be honest but know the toon we probably have fucked ourselves.

Where? They hadn't notified me of a new location. 15401[/snapback] Sorry Wacky, must have missed you off the last newsletter mailing list - your back on now. But tell your lass to hit the treadmill, couldn't get it up last time for the excess baggage she was carrying! 15402[/snapback] Aye, noticed that myself, been trying to get her on the Flora light for weeks now.

Has it not occurred to you why this was so? 15435[/snapback] Thats why i always carry a 1 portion sized pack of Flora, you just never know when you might need it, whether that be for lube or whether your going to give someone a scrubbing with a piece of buttered bread

Where? They hadn't notified me of a new location.

Have you ever given her the "flora treatment" whilst on the job Wacky? 15244[/snapback] No, but it has played some part in our lovemaking when i was on the dole and times were hard