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On what planet do people think their vote counts.

A lot of people aren't self-driven. Managers create outcomes, the likes of Longstaff are shite not being whipped and I'd take £20m in a heartbeat if I couldn't bullshit more.

Was it not just Jack Charlton?

I don't think it's that big a blow tbh. Cost effective but looked to have a bit of Titus Bramble about him.

Is that from when Klopp announced he was leaving? Definitely read it before.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/cd854880-57cf-4ae7-b696-46374fc37f14?shareToken=b2f6f3e9c40cd85a615ea9c19e861f89 You'd be forgiven for thinking we'd recently missed out on qualifying for Europe.

Hopefully it helps him regain some form in advance of next season. It's possible that he's coming to the end but people writing him off now are being reactionary and not taking into account his contribution outside of matches - other players are better for him being there.

Trippier's contribution goes beyond his performances on the pitch. He hasn't been up to scratch there since December but he had a similar bad spell at Spurs. He's clearly a well respected leader amongst the group and promotes the right amount of professionalism within it; his value here is far more than we'd get for him financially imo.

Spitroast with Beaker?

Me too, but as shit as he is, to have this play out on Sky days before the FA Cup Final is a disgrace tbh. Sir Jim'll Fix It operates at Mike Ashley levels and the place is going to burn.

I can imagine Ratcliffe seeing the news and thinking emails don't count, whilst continuing to make their predicament worse. He's been a blessing.

Since he nacked Wilder again I've thought he was back on the gear from his interviews. I think he's a better boxer than Usyk but he's self-destructive, if he stays clean I can see him knocking Usyk out in October, but aye I'll be slightly surprised if the fight even happens.

Why it works. My neighbour loves it.

It seems to have been missed that before the 12th Fury's corner were telling him to be sensible and if we wins the round then he wins the fight. About half way through it he stunned Usyk and didn't pounce. Best man on the night won but I'd ask questions there cos Usyk was clearly winning.

Wonderful news. She's getting a dirty dip then dragged outside by her nostrils.

Every time I've seen these cunts since ten Hag took over they have looked proper shite, even with the refereeing influence I cannot fathom how they finished 3rd last year and are comfortable in 8th this. But shit like this tends to find a way of balancing the books over time.

I've already got a bonk on for tomorrow night. Feel like I'm going on a date with a proper thick bitch who has absolutely no standards.

Hopefully none of our players come back ninja'd.

We will fucking destroy these on their own patch. Get your mortgage on it. There for the taking and Howe doesn't like that cunt.

I don't know how they have the points they have and feel like every time Jimmy opens his gob it's like listening to some cunt in Tenerife. We are witnessing the fall of an empire in an hilarious way.

Us beating Spurs the other week was a tactical masterclass from Howe, the downside is it's shown every other cunt how to beat them. Ange is definitely the first one sacked next season, mate.

Can't see that one surfacing on Twitter ever.

Been this way since the 80s at least. When it all runs out in 2037, rather than talk about the title fight they'll A.I. Cilla Black sucking a Liver Bird's cock. It's better to burn out, than fade away.

When Storey met a mandrill: