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He looked the only capable one against Switzerland. Very direct, technically sound and comes across as a bit of a mad bastard. I think the fans would take to him instantly.

Even if he wasn't, I was told by the BHA Players' Liaison that Ashworth doesn't really get involved in recruitment and, by all accounts, this is the main strength of Mitchell. We've absolutely had Man United's pants down with this.

It wouldn't be 10 points but even if it was I'd take that over selling Gordon. I can't believe we'd seriously consider it.

Rice looks like he stole his hair off a labrador.

There is no fucking way we'd offer Isak, Gordon or Bruno to other clubs. We'd take the points dedection, something else is at play.

I'm with him on the dismissive attitude towards women's football. It's fucking shite and the only people with any time for it are traumatised lesbians and men who can't pull.

Funny how the Conference League was a pile of shite when we had one foot in it prior to the Cup Final, but suddenly it's got enough draw to lure our best players away. What changed?

From 37 appearances. You do the math on that; it's one goal a game, pretty much.

Klopp and Postecoglu would give winning a tournament a good crack as well. Realistically, I'd hold off for the latter to get sacked by Levy and appoint him in November.

Southgate leaked it to get a sense of public reaction to what would be such a controversial change. He's not slept since the idea entered his head.

Sneaked him out in his moustache and sneezed him onto a Mossad sponsored yacht waiting in the Hudson, and he still bores every cunt to sleep when talking about it.

I'm balanced. Getting paid for fuck all is socialism at its best.

I imagine her dad was absent.

Free The Marras From English occupancy since Newcastle reclaimed it in the 17th century in Boldon (by where they do dogging).

I've put multiple sales people on gardening leave as is industry standard and I imagine is pretty routine across most. I think he's got dementia. Now I wouldn't wish it on anyone but if it has to happen to someone, a partner at Man United is the work of Jesus/Me.

I dunno why we're stopping where we are. The knicker wearer should be £100m and Minteh £120m.

Aye? I appreciate your attempt to reach us with the hope of stimulating some sort of objective thought beyond our own community, but you can shut up you German cunt. You bombed wor chip shop.

At least he realised it. Bobby wasn't faultless but did seem to understand he never knew everything. This cunt is an absolute fanny as a man and unwilling to listen to anything.

It was a long time ago and many substances have passed since, but as I remember it, pressure from the red top media got Gazza in the team in Italia '90. Rice with Bellingham, Foden just ahead and Gordon on the left may seem like the obvious thing to do, but this lot boast of not listening to 'outside noise' so I fully expect this bullshit to carry on like the band on the Titanic.

Fucking reprobate. She should be made to pick up every crumb, and I should be the one to supervise it.

Cracking opening set. Of course that means the Twitter knackers will have us as Champions Elect mid-September, then want Howe out before the end of it.

Fucking hell man. Channelled his inner Steven Seagull.

Possibly - does she have a thing for men running a bath then holding her head under it?

I worked at Butlins in Bognor Regis late 90s. Got roomed with a mackem, I assume recruitment looked at our proximity and thought we'd get on. His crack was he'd been in the marines and failed the piss test so got hoyed out, saw the advert in The Daily Mirror and thought why not. Couple of nights in it's kicked off in the staff quarters and some southern lads are going round braying doors threatening every cunt. So I said to him right grab something, I lifted off the hanging rail inside the wardrobe waiting for our door to come through and he was trying to get out of a window that had restrictors on it. Unfortunately the site security arrived and I never got to see him suck his thumb. The end.