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Dan Burn would love us to sign a mint left-back. He's genuinely a fan living the dream imo.

Very true. Feels like emotion has taken control of his captaincy and I hope it pays off to my amazement

Hoy the bat y'ginger twat. There's a fine line between being born in New Zealand and not being a cunt ye kna.

Aye I've seen better straighteners by Kenton School.

Good afternoon Mr. Chappell.

I think so too. I'd rather the runs because their approach won't change regardless. Better to not have to bat at all.

They picked their team to stop us getting 20 wickets in 3 and maybe a half day. We have to get 150 + lead and bowl them out without having to bat much. Crack on now like a T-20

I'm a pretty level guy and never let emotion effect my application to work; I've sacked people I liked and hired people I wasn't very fond of. In 20 years I've swerved ruining this twice - first time was meeting Mike Ashley and second was the cunt above.

I dunno the stats or if they were even kept, but I had similar arguments over Ginola and Robert among mates at the time. Robert for me every day of the week, Ginola was better to watch but Robert just did the business.

Aye at this particular moment they do have to go this way. Have to win and the time isn't there to do it like they should have first two tests.

Think we're in that situation where Bazball is called upon. Gonna piss down Saturday and Sunday will be disrupted at least. Shit or bust.

I remember Stewarr Lee likening social media usage to keeping dolphins in concrete tanks; the sound ot their own sonar bouncing back at them sends them mad. It makes me think of mackems online and wonder if the madness on RTG and Twitter manifests in real life? "Heya hinnee why don't yew slip inta summit more comfortabill?" "Ah will, al see yew upstairyaz" "Arrrr Gemma, greeyun and white?! Ah dint kna yew bombed kids lyyke"

Adopted a position of morality that 99.9% of them don't share and now have to pretend to hate anyone not acting in favour of it. It's going to make pariahs of their heroes and cultivating special friendships even trickier.

Whenever I hear of Henderson I immediately think of this: So it's hard for me to imagine him being troubled with sleepless nights pondering over the humanitarian crisis resulting from the Houthi/Saudi rick.

How is he a hypocrite? Because they imagined he pretended to have opinions they pretend to?

Think Adam P has peaked. Done well for being disabled but he's just another Pato Banton.

Looks like a robot. Leave me alone with that for 90 seconds and its cybernetic exoskeleton will be covered songs from the fleshy skin flute.

If Stokes gets this home I'll start to wonder if it's all a great plan to set up a tense finale in which Stokes ends a hero. Maybe he's a modern day Jeffrey Dahmer and cricket is his outlet? In the grander scheme of things it represents progression.

Tbf I think the left-hand/right-hand thing played a small part in their thinking but the decision was 80% zany Lady Gaga psyche. Expect Robinson in next wearing a chateaubriand codpiece instead of a box.

Good leave from Moeen there, he's a Bazball natural number 3.

Cunt gets out when looking set for the day, this might be the way for him to go.

I'm all for playing to your strengths and if our best batters can't defend then so be it. I just sense there's a culture around it that fucks ALL discipline off.

Ah I got it and aye I see that too. The mindset is fine but combine it with a level of professionalism ffs. I think the last year led them to a bubble where they thought they could change the world.