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Cracking player but she likes to hoy it aboot like a lass in the living room and acts like one when she hurts her ankle, gannin off her me like.

Puff.

He's come in for criticism from Everton fans recently but the sensible ones know the real problem:

A man like Kevin Keegan, who admits he had no issue with Ashley as a bloke but interactions were few and few between, had to deal with knobheads instead. .. but Brucey cornered the man himself and I dunno chewed his cheeks into submitting the bid for our centre forward until we got him. It's the kind of shite you come out with at The Diamond when you're a cunt, a failure, and a bit pissed.

He's a lying cunt and has been since the 90s (at least) when he played for Man United. When Bobby started losing his grip his media pals fed stories to the public drawing on his "Geordie roots" to nudge fans and Shepherd that way. A fraudulent man and a contradiction of the narrative parroted by a lot of the same people that we don't accept anything bar our own. We just don't like bullshitters, mate.

Scum of the Earth. Seen them on public transport near Seaburn kicking toffee apples out of bairns' innocent mouths.

If the daft cunts stopped getting angry about what we're doing and subconsciously judging Mowbray by it, they might get up next year. He's not the best nor the worst but their crowd fully behind them would go a long way and who knows. However, they won't do this and the next few years are ganna be fucking hilarious.

Wood was a good signing no matter what we get for him. A loan out is now good if we can sort something similar for where we are now. Shit finisher but no hard feelings.

We were repeatedly linked with Tomkins under Pardew so you have to assume he has a sexy wife who'll need kept entertained this Saturday whilst the shitty football's on. Might be worth mentioning in the tunnel as they're both taking their seats upstairs ready for kick off.

When we beat Everton 3-1 I thought Gordon looked very good for the first 20 minutes and could see why Howe was interested but what I couldn't see beyond, and still can't now, is that he looks like he'd put ket in your nana's kettle for a "frisk".

Got them ANPR cameras. You can't do anything these days.

Gemmil loves Adam Pearson no? I wonder if little cocks and spazmarazmataz can be scientifically linked.

I loved London when I first moved there but after a month I thought it lacked anything of substance. Fucked lasses from all over and came home thinking they're nee different. Just want looking after by a gadgie with a big cock. I'll keep looking.

Love the realism in this.

I don't get the attachment to this fucking spacker, even from a comedy front. He's a doyl I'd like to go away.

They'll go for us and let the chips fall where they may, I just don't see it working for them so 5-0.

Fulham seem a very positive outfit and I don't feel like they can do it any other way, so I think we'll do them 5-0.

Just loved how we didn't stop hammering the door down. Howe has them like Robocop.

Pay the Benjamins I think.

Ganna ram these cunts that hard their accents won't be shit by the time they get to Woolley Edge. Unless Lascelles is brought on in this wind without the tie being over.

Meck nee mistake they're getting it here like.

He definitely got it wrong but not without mitigating circumstances, as long as we give the League Cup a right good go I'll forgive it. The team he put out ought to have done the job but a combination of non-competitive football and shiteness was their undoing. He's learnt more than he's lost.

I'd love for Barry to invade the pitch and put the winner in with a mixing bucket and spark every one of dolphin screaming cunts clean out.

Fucking right. Stop dancing about the living room like a lass though cos it gets on my wick.

I thought Maddison would have been the signing of the summer had we done it. Concerned about how under the value Leicester placed on him we reportedly were cos I felt it was accurate but in Howe I trust.