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"TAKE THE MONEY! (open the box!)"

"Mr Dikshit spoke only to confirm his name" (at which point the hearing was adjourned because the Judge was laughing until his arse bled)

I think he's just bi.

I don't think he did tbh-I think all sources seem to suggest it was an amicable agreement. If it was anything but you can guarantee the papers would have gone hell for leather dishing it out for months. You reckon Madonna wanted to give him the money? I'd say it's more to do with the fact that McCartney is a 'national treasure' and Maddona a 'crazy American cult-loving nut'. Either way Ritchie has walked away with much more than Mills hopped off with and hasn't had a bad word written about him. Well if I'm honest, I don't feel massively passionate about it one way or another, but I'd say that Ritchie always behaved gracefully during the marriage and subjugated his career to hers and then was graceful in the divorce proceedings. I don't think you can accuse Mills of any of that. i don't imagine Madonna wanted to give him the money but thats largely irrelevant.

Aye good point.

Scotland wasn't it?

I don't think he did tbh-I think all sources seem to suggest it was an amicable agreement. If it was anything but you can guarantee the papers would have gone hell for leather dishing it out for months.

Seems like a decent bloke tbf (despite his utter shit films) so fair do's. Happy days tbh: £50 million in the bank and not having to nail a 50 year old flange anymore. My arse would be a blur for months as I made up for lost time.

Laphroig is pretty dreadful iyam and comes at a price. You can tell it's quality like but it's minging.

J69 has been at the brandy sauce and has lost his memory.

shoe-sole fuck.

Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as souldiers of fortune.

Stayed in the Holiday Inn on Oldham Road? That was a nightmare as well, there's about 3 Oldham Roads in a small area. I ended up in Middleton? Then Oldham before finding the right one which is just off JC21 on the M60. The hotels ok, area was a bit dodgy like. Though, not far in a taxi to the centre. Cant remember the place we went, but it was a bit like the gate with a few pubs etc inside one building? The Printworks, man! Tiger tiger tastic. Just like the Gate as you say. Jesus wept-you were only just round the corner from the Northern Quarter an all (which has some quality bars).

Which hotel were you in Dazza? Didnt know MvB was driving cabs in Mcr btw.

For some reason that reminded me of reformed Working Men's Club Comedian, Bernard Right On.

Good man so he is! Happy Birhtday, marra.

Aye. Perhaps resist telling her you've been taking advice online from some dwarf from Byker though.

It would creep me out to think some random was looking at photos of me Bit rich tbh. Think of how much it would creep them out.

A pair of norks like that and you're making comments about her phone, have a word tbh I loved that phone man. It was one day away from retirement.

She's got my old phone.

Do one. Can just imagine wykiki scrubbing his arse with his nokia and talking into a bar of soap.

By the sounds of it you're not piss wise mate, letting your lass check and control your phone knowing fine well some other bint might text you. Exactly Things obviously arent hunky dory if shes reading your phone while youre in the shower. It seems to me you need to find a lass whos like her, just a little less mental Aye, that or a waterproof phone.

with his pin-prick she was guaranteed to go down on him p.s. how long does it have to last to count as a relationship? Longer than one all-you-can-eat buffet, first date.

Interesting to hear a bit about your background, mate-and genuinely sorry to learn of the loss involved. I realised that, since the age of 18 to now (13 years)I've been single for all of about 6 months total. Frightening stuff tbh. I reckon it probably comes in waves-if I was single now I don't think I'd do any chasing for a fair while. If you're relatively happy single then you probably won't either, like you say. Probably all change in a second when a particular lass sashays past and blows your spunk-brittle socks off though. You failed to mention that a lot of that 'in a realtionship' time was spent plugging a rubber doll, that is not classed as a relationship, just thought I'd point that out...mate If you're wondering, Jonny2J told me Fair point. Better sex an all tbf.