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I bet that plays havoc when you're on AA routeplanner like.

Every year eh? You've only been a member since March 06 so that's 1 xmas you've experienced!! FFS Tom's been around since the dawn of the internet, man. Well his profile says he only joined in March 06. God how cliquey!! You don't get admin status in less than two years...no matter how many times you blow peasepud off. Just ask ellie.

Who honestly gives a fuck? It's the first time I've seen it so go and get fucked

Their own? No. Gang rape. That ones off the Victoria Wood Christmas DVD if anyone's interested. Thats not bad for her, shame on you though for getting the dvd tho. It doesn't suprise me in the slightest judging by some of the shite jokes he's been cracking on here over the last few months. Fuck off man. How do you pull a fat lass? Piece of cake!

I'm getting a sense of deja vu... Don't talk shite, man. Wacky's one is cleary the other way round.

Every year eh? You've only been a member since March 06 so that's 1 xmas you've experienced!! FFS Tom's been around since the dawn of the internet, man.

Jesus Tittyfucking Christ!

Their own? No. Gang rape. That ones off the Victoria Wood Christmas DVD if anyone's interested.

What type of sex do nine out of ten people enjoy?

How would that make Tim's bum go tight? No, no, no! Wife swapping the week before like. Now you're talking!

How would that make Tim's bum go tight? No, no, no!

What other sort of sex would they be havin like?

This thread puts me in mind of Hopin' n Prayin' by Dusty Springfield. The tunes in my heed now but with SMO's potty lyrics.

Following a gay porn star closely you mean?

Fucking spot on description.

What the fucks all this with the Bollinger enemas Chez?

If they don't end up on general sale can any of yous with ST credentials PM me re any spares. Gracias.

Lasses just pooping out of bushes throwing the lips on you all the time, I bet. What can I say? I can't help it! But seriously, it was more just that I was taken completely by surprise the first few times. Surprise kisses are nice. But yet suprise sex is frowned upon. It's not rape if you shout 'surprise'. I've never understood that. Why does warning a girl of your actions suddenly mean she's consenting to them? As for my first kiss, I was 13, it was with a tubby girl who had a load of experience and she was lovely. She then proceeded to dump me the week before Valentine's Day and asked me out again the following week. Hmm... That's the dictonary definition for cruelty surely? Relationships at that age don't count. I was recently contacted by a lass on facebook who I finished when we were 14 by getting my mates to tell her she wasn't cool enough for me!! She was ginga after all. We had a good laugh about it then alarmingly she reeled off my list of teenage lovers from start to finish!!! Was there all night!! Aye, all double-barrelled names thats why, you silver spoon ponce!

When they go on about class actors it always comes down to quiet-shouty Pacino or gurning De Niro, but Hoffmann never gets any credit. Midnight Cowboy Tootsie Marathon Man The Graduate Kramer Vs Kramer All The President's Men Lenny Papillon Straw Dogs He's immense in them all. Not only that but he's been in the 2 greatest comedies of our lifetime, The Simpsons AND Curb Your Enthusiasm. Kudos Agree btw, Hoffmeister is a legend. Performances range from compelling and definitive in the above roles and stoop no lower than 'eminently watchable' in others

It's good but his version of 'Great Expectations' is better. Agreed. Got that too like. 3 dvd boxed set for a tenner: Great Expectations/Oliver Twist/Tale of Two Cities Excellent purchase. Where'd you get it? HMV yesterday. It's the usual pre-xmas price meltdown. Went in, got a few bargains but still ended up at the till parting with nigh on seventy quid.

Did she get her tits out? I thought you meant Nancy before the edit. Yes, briefly. Winslett's boobs were a triumph in Titanic. Think she's a bit ropey generally like.

It's good but his version of 'Great Expectations' is better. Agreed. Got that too like. 3 dvd boxed set for a tenner: Great Expectations/Oliver Twist/Tale of Two Cities

David Lean's Oliver Twist. Harmless anti-semitic fun.

Well done lads. Please, please lets build on this!