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F*** **F! Fill in those gaps you c**t (PS I know he was't Sam's signing.)

Nice avatar btw. She's a pop star in Italy now apparently. Aye. Some* of her stuff is actually canny good. She's going to be first lady of France soon too according to the papers as she's currently knocking off Sarkozy. *very little

Tom has had his brains bummed out by his flatmate and can't think 'straight' anymore.

Shame he didn't pass that ability on........ ........we're both going to hell.

51 Today!

Mate, that is very VERY gay. Might as well get 'Brownwings' on the back. Nice shirt though Well hopefully that'll be some consolation when he's shoving your shit back til February.

Mate, that is very VERY gay. Might as well get 'Brownwings' on the back.

All the pink shirts are from him putting his Stoke and Spurs kits in the same wash. He should be spayed like a labrador retriever tbh.

Mort could sell coal to the Arabs tbh.

In that case offer them £4m, take it or leave it. Mort would make them an offer they couldn't refuse tbh.

Then play the left handed guitars on the right wing and vice versa.

and he's got a cock that can see around corners.

9 pints? Worth every penny of his 10K a day retainer iyam.

My guts are writing cheques that my ringpiece can't cash.

There's no way Crooks is black. I'm not having that for a second.

I just don't think he's a 'modern' striker at all tbh so it's always going to be difficult. Quite clearly neither is Viduka for the record, but he has a much better idea of where the goal is than Smith.

Well in my eyes theres no debate! He is a good player and should not be subjected to the shit some do on here! As a manc what was your impression of him? Scored a few beltin goals for yas! for who? The rags were happy to be shut of him tbh mate (not that that's really any barometer as their second string players can still represent an improvement for us at the moment). Basically they admired his workrate but were more than happy to let us take him off their hands. He's a good lad for the record (seen him out and about Mcr and theirs no twatfulness at all, just a down to earth bloke) but unfortunately that, even when coupled with his workrate, doesn't warrant a place in the starting eleven.

debate?

The one on the right is City's chairman when we offered to buy Barton for 5 million.

Vacancy-unexpectedly decent Music and Lyrics-Fucking atrocious. Drew Barrymore's face has never seemed more bent.

Fuckin hell not seen that sketch for a while! Genius.

Barry "Oh, I say!" Davies. Kim Carnes: She's got Barry Davies eyes Always my personal karaoke selection tbh.

Manc bastards. Gonna get it for the rest of the week now ffs.

That reminds me - have you been to your traditional Pogues gig this year? Never have I received so many texts without a single coherent word therein. missed out this year so you'll be spared the usual abuse. btw did you hear the nonsense with the beeb's decision to bleep 'faggot' out (later rescinded). Apparently Ronan Keating's absolutely disgusting version goes '...old and you're haggered'. As if anyone needed another reason to hate him?!

Blaydon... Fucking hell man! Oh and Luke, the Oceania thread and Steve's man love thread were one and the same iirc.