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That's just a red cross. Did you do that on purpose? I'm confused and angry.

What does it say like...access denied tbh.

Got the impression there were loads of tickets left for this one btw.

Hard lines that, Dave. Glad to hear your mate managed to avoid any permanent injury.

Me! Was there 2 years, like a safe haven for homos, thats why SMO is still mincing around there and thats why I bailed out as it was only matter of time before one of them tried to punch my doughnut. 2 years? Weren't busting a gut to leave then were you? Not really, I was on the sick on full pay for most of that You've got to respect Wacky for all the wrong reasons. Love the fact SMO's running the gauntlet of male arse pinching all day an all.

Nah it's a prostitute man. Yer ring down ter reception an ask for an 'extra pillur' an the blurk behind the desk sends a prostitute ter yer room. © Viz/Sid the Sexist

Stationery village

Irrelevant seeing as he wouldnt have the luxury of a month to prove himself anyway.

Aled Carylmas

So was your hair tbh.

Have you ordered an extra pillur?

I’ll tell you what. You farmers, you don’t like outsiders, do you? You like to stick to your own.

Christ on a crutch.

The Middle east crisis, the heavyweights of Irish literature....and anything else that was exercising Wayne from Chadderton's mind on a Sunday.

It was deeply unsatisfying but if you squinted your ears really hard you could just about make out some cleavage.

As my mate said, it was close right until the first whistle. I couldn't even agree with that tbh.

I used to listen to Michelle Marsh of page three fame when she was briefly on the radio in Oldham. How sad is that?

QFT. Who in the fuck likes that talentless cretin? Really resent the fact that licence money goes in her pocket just so she can waffle on about her fucking bairn all day.

Well it did when I threw it out in 1989. Oh yeah! In your face! *Don't leave me hanging!*

Magma does that top itch?

Get with the fucking program you ball bag.

Lookth like it, yeth.

Yeah but I think the point being made is that given the relative bargaining strengths of the two parties in this particular situation, it probably didnt actually need to go in. Ie McLaren would probably have accepted poorer terms...such as 'if you don't qualify then the contract is terminated there and then'. Possibly he wouldntnt have accepted this-but then if that was the case the FA look even worse as they appointed an incompetent (thus increasing the chances of not qualifying) AND gave him favourable terms in the event of us not qualifying. The alternative response to McLaren driving a hard bargain on those terms might have been to tell him to fuck off.

that's true like. Mike out of the Young Ones is one of the elves btw. Bit of trivia for you.

...and her mum. The maori the merrier! *does haka, puts coat on, opens door*