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Had wor office xmas liquid lunch yesterday at 1pm. Was texting Alex utter shit by 10pm. Sorry Alex.

What?!! Bridget will be an MP before she's 30. She's a 'made' woman in the Washington Labour mafia. You heard it here first.

One doesnt wipe her hands after a piss and the other doesn't even wait to get to a toilet. Though both clearly have the credentials, fortunately only one of them will ever be a member of Parliament. Happy Birthday the pair of yous!

spot on. my experiences at University made it important for me slow down and stop the slang to get understood. problem now that Ive been in Swansea over 13 years is that in Newcastle people think I'm Welsh whilst here Im still known as Geordie Steve not a huge problem mind, think i'll survive Geordie Boyo. yeah i had that quite a lot when i first moved down! (sorry if you thought you were the first to think of it!) Think it was more a reference to the poster of the same name, who paradoxically is not remotely Welsh. Billy-Lee isn't Welsh? Are you taking the piss now? I seriously havent got a clue today. He's not Welsh is he...I mean I know he's from the Toon but I'm pretty sure he doesn't claim Welsh 'heritage'

spot on. my experiences at University made it important for me slow down and stop the slang to get understood. problem now that Ive been in Swansea over 13 years is that in Newcastle people think I'm Welsh whilst here Im still known as Geordie Steve not a huge problem mind, think i'll survive Geordie Boyo. yeah i had that quite a lot when i first moved down! (sorry if you thought you were the first to think of it!) Think it was more a reference to the poster of the same name, who paradoxically is not remotely Welsh.

Oh aye yeah, I think I've heard 'cowies' in that context too. Probably only in Viz tho. Should have just kept it buttoned tbh.

The first 3 are universal you mince. Didn't cowies once sponsor Sunlun btw? I suspect I've got that one completely wrong like and now appear foolish to nostalgic geordies everywhere.

Superb choice tbf.

Oh good fucking call that man!!! badadadah...badadadah....

Alex Matthie unintentional screamer iirc? Didnt Malcolm Allen bag in that game as well? lol. The scoreline flattered a bit (Chris Waddle ran the show for a spell) but it really did feel fucking amazing that win.

I dreamed of having a plasticky star tbh. My first shirt didnt have one. Did they sell iron-on transfers or summat, I cannat remember? They didnt sell them in Manchester like, obviously.

I'd say about 1983, can only have been about six. Was given the chance to support Man U or Citeh to be fair (fatha took me to both their games as a bairn) but as soon as I found out who he supported then it didnt matter. You just want to be like your old man at that age-apparently I used to follow him around the house with my Fisher Price tool kit when he was doing odd jobs and the same psychology applied re the footy I'm sure.

Quality craic behind this on Radcliffe and Maconie t'other night. Apparently Bing didnt have a clue who David Bowie was and (if you watch the video) doesn't even look at him once throughout. Bowie barely recalls making the video at all and said he was so smacked off his tits at the time that he didn't know who David Bowie was either. A good shout from the show for best xmas song for me was The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping.

I take it your not that fond of foreplay either then? Not many of them have asked me to tickle their clits if I'm honest.

Charity collectors in the middle of the street. Stop wasting my time I need to empty my fucking spuds.

Porn with a storyline. Stop wasting my time I need to empty my fucking spuds.

I bet you fly to Ryanair airports on good faith expecting them to be somewhere near the city they're named after, too. Slandered by a queer! And on Christmas!

One for Dan's admissions thread tbh.

What are you carrying knives for Parky? Or chairs for that matter?

Stop the thread! We have a loser!

Aye thats the badger. It's literally about 20 yards away. We could have got a train in fact as it picks up directly from the airport but we didnt know where we'd arrive in Stockholm so opted for a taxi instead to get straight to the door. Anyway the taxi was about £60 give or take and the driver dropped us off directly at the station doors. His fucking face as he drove off! Robdog! The train is about a tenner and twice as fast.

Fucking love Stockholm me. Went for a wedding last summer. Bride's family is Swedish and they had the ceremony and reception at the Riddarhuset (House of Nobility). Stayed at the Nordic Light Hotel. Fucking class. The blart is exceptional btw.

So fucking glad I don't have to use the Tube tbh.

PS If I'm going down for this I'm taking others with me. Catmag's lot are also from Sunlun (or as near as makes no odds); they live literally a matter of a few streets away from my grandparents.

Raaaaaaaaaassss!! *kiss teet*