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How comes she only fancies you with her beer goggles on? Are you a right munter? No matter. Just spike her drink, Shirley.

the most boring cunt that's ever read the news. What qualities do you normally look for in a newsreader like? Other than being white of course.

A year and a half? Is there much call for winter fuel in July? Switched to natural gas by then according to Walliver.

.....I had to laugh as I remembered I worked in a call centre.

*David Brent* Naming no names - I don't know any - but women... are... dirty. ... *David Brent*

Apologies for pointing out the obvious but Dyer is already seriously injured and hence would only have been marginally better than Smith last night.

Speaking of which, how much is your 'tache insured for Midds?

: :icon_lol: Is it because I is Lancastrian?

Don't really think it was that tho. If we were to beat one of the top four we would have to graft like mad and still have a bit of luck. Today Derby were lively but you didnt get the sense that they were playing out of their skins, it's just that we didn't have a single solitary clue. That's the huge disappointment.

I wouldn't worry about any cheating, he lives in a complete fantasy world. Righto numbnuts. Hope she finds out what a dirt bag you are and you never get to see your kids again. You fucking twat, this is one of those times when you just wish you could see the person who posted this. You'd be on the end of a furious beating you little cunt is it was possible son. :icon_lol: Get him tel't. Well within your rights tbh.

On a positive note this should keep Big Mike Ashley out of the local doscotheques.

It's 'free' with Virgin and on tonight's showing that is still a complete rip off.

....not to mention us making them look like Brazil.

there's been enough of them to think our interest in him must be genuine. whether he would fancy it (even on a massive wedge) is another thing. It'll be his only chance I'd imagine to give it a fair crack of the whip in the Premiership. you think? if he was available i'm pretty sure one of the premiership's "big 4" would be in for him. I think the only team from the big four that would be remotely interested in taking Deco would be Chelsea. Man Utd certainly don't need midfielders, Liverpool usually play with two holding midfielders and for some reason I don't think Deco is a Wenger signing. So Chelsea it is then basically.

We were fucking awful but the defence didnt really do owt wrong tbh. The winner came from 30 yards out and was barely a defensive issue. I wouldnt say the bubble's burst. We've not played anyone yet and as of tonight the results have now been average.

Re female keepers...is it a gender specific spacial awareness issue? Ie there's actually some credible science behind why the keepers are utterly shit. I bet a case could be stated in any event.

Bring your mongy midget mate in with you so she can see your caring, benevolent side tbh. Ride in with him in the minibus for authenticity.

Try wiping the baby spew off the crotch of your Farah's for starters.

Christ Craig, every other post is divorce this, seperation that. Get some closure man! That's what I am doing...........at great expense! You want to kick her in the fanny man, give you all the closure you need mate! Wacky's tried that with his and nearly needed his leg amputated at the knee. Clowns pocket tbh.

Who the fucks Alf? the one with my piss on his face.

I'd make sure the catflap was nailed shut an all.

If I were Sam, I'd get them back in for talks, whip out my piece and piss all over his contract. Then shake the drips off on Alf's face tbh.

I wouldnt let you in the house tbh.