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manc-mag

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  1. How weird is it seeing the reverse orientation of Canada and USA there?! Not that most Americans would even notice like.
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    Diana

    Diana munched on fanny lettuce? Nah don't be soft man, I meant the bum enthusiasts loved her. Which has to go down as a poor choice given their usually impeccably high sense of style. Meenzer whats your take on this? And for the record, I'm never soft where Lady Di is concerned! If Meenzer is actually gay I'll eat my hat tbh.
  3. That's just heartache on heartache. Tragic.
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    Diana

    Diana munched on fanny lettuce? Nah don't be soft man, I meant the bum enthusiasts loved her. Which has to go down as a poor choice given their usually impeccably high sense of style.
  5. Sounds like the sister was having a panic attack tbh. No laughing matter.
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    Diana

    Plus she was literally the worst gay icon going.
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    Diana

    Nail squarely on heed!
  8. The correct answer is (shouted at top of voice in a crowded room at the hesitant party) "A PILOT YOU FUCKING RACIST"
  9. Her taste in soft furnishings wants some fucking moderating.
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    Tesco

    Leave it out, he isnt that old! and he's not that snakey... ...and his hips aren't even real, they're plastic.
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    Tesco

    To be fair they could have had different fathas.
  12. What do you call a muslim bloke who flies a plane?
  13. The cat's become electrically charged off all the static from the fluff, hair and general detritus tbh.
  14. No matter what the circumstances of our playing Barnsley might be, to me this fixture always evokes memories of being 3-0 down at half time at a rain soaked Oakwell, watching Wayne Fereday literally run into touch with the ball at his feet like a complete mong, without being under any pressure from an opposing player. Now there was a player!
  15. He probably just saw your sunburn and thought you must be a failed suicide bomber tbh.
  16. Kathy Secker. Defo. FYP Far from clear tbh. To this day Pedro maintains that it was a case of mistaken identity and points the finger at a bald mental defective who was seen walking around in a pair of Peter Beardsley monogram tracksuit bottoms. Something to tell your mates about like. Could have been anyone's those tbf.
  17. Kathy Secker. Defo. FYP Far from clear tbh. To this day Pedro maintains that it was a case of mistaken identity and points the finger at a bald mental defective who was seen walking around in a pair of Peter Beardsley monogram tracksuit bottoms.
  18. Its not meant to start until September. I had the other halfs sisters wedding this month so wasn't allowed a "heid" start like young Jonathon has. He was so keen for entry into the Blue Oyster Club this month so he started a whole month early.. I will post when I have my moustachio..
  19. Spare a thought for Man Utd tbh. They're going to get the inevitable backlash from this when they face up this weekend.
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