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Diana munched on fanny lettuce? Nah don't be soft man, I meant the bum enthusiasts loved her. Which has to go down as a poor choice given their usually impeccably high sense of style.

Sounds like the sister was having a panic attack tbh. No laughing matter.

Plus she was literally the worst gay icon going.

Nail squarely on heed!

Better than the current home top tbh.

The correct answer is (shouted at top of voice in a crowded room at the hesitant party) "A PILOT YOU FUCKING RACIST"

Her taste in soft furnishings wants some fucking moderating.

Leave it out, he isnt that old! and he's not that snakey... ...and his hips aren't even real, they're plastic.

To be fair they could have had different fathas.

What do you call a muslim bloke who flies a plane?

The cat's become electrically charged off all the static from the fluff, hair and general detritus tbh.

No matter what the circumstances of our playing Barnsley might be, to me this fixture always evokes memories of being 3-0 down at half time at a rain soaked Oakwell, watching Wayne Fereday literally run into touch with the ball at his feet like a complete mong, without being under any pressure from an opposing player. Now there was a player!

He probably just saw your sunburn and thought you must be a failed suicide bomber tbh.

Kathy Secker. Defo. FYP Far from clear tbh. To this day Pedro maintains that it was a case of mistaken identity and points the finger at a bald mental defective who was seen walking around in a pair of Peter Beardsley monogram tracksuit bottoms. Something to tell your mates about like. Could have been anyone's those tbf.

Kathy Secker. Defo. FYP Far from clear tbh. To this day Pedro maintains that it was a case of mistaken identity and points the finger at a bald mental defective who was seen walking around in a pair of Peter Beardsley monogram tracksuit bottoms.

Holy Toledo!

Its not meant to start until September. I had the other halfs sisters wedding this month so wasn't allowed a "heid" start like young Jonathon has. He was so keen for entry into the Blue Oyster Club this month so he started a whole month early.. I will post when I have my moustachio..

Make with the photos, Noddy.

Spare a thought for Man Utd tbh. They're going to get the inevitable backlash from this when they face up this weekend.

Gemmill's IQ has clearly taken a nosedive for him to get an advantage in his new telesales job.

Also, fingers crossed that his hospital porter doesnt have a Blyth accent! I think you have to be from blyth to have a blyth accent. There are some big time homs on this board. The family of Rhys Evans and Antonio Puerta have my sympathy. People who have real problems. Not some silver spoon cock face who got pissed up or took too many drugs or whatever and then decided to cut his wrists cos his lass finished him. Hes 38 not 15. Hes a disgrace to people with real mental health problems tbh. Whatchu talkin 'bout Willis? One day God willing he'll probably look back on it and be ashamed of his actions. Sometimes your reactions just don't seem to be within the 'normal' range of responses for a person who is not personally affected by a particular event. Bizarre stuff.

Is she fit? If not, why are we even having this conversation tbh?

Also, fingers crossed that his hospital porter doesnt have a Blyth accent!

But that's more perception of threat and indeed laws being altered to allow this to be the case. Which again is a very long way from freedom to believe and practice....... there is no freedom to not be disagreed with (by its very definition it is pretty much contradictory). Although there seems to be a freedom for "such and such" not to be disagreed with developing, and small bites will devour any whole in the end. We are Governed by "speech police" (not thought police yet, but we just don't have the technology, but can you see a Government that repeatedly lied to parliament about the use of ID card finger print databases NOT being interested in that?). But I'd actually even say a lot of the "religious" issues have very little to do with religion and much more to do with political gain in real terms. It's not being controlled by religion that worries me, as being controlled by those that control religion (or use it for their own ends)..... which at the end of the day is what all religion is about. No doubt you'll think I'm being complacent, but I just have faith in the history of liberties and freedoms of this country....I think they are a defining characteristic tbh, so much so that they are what other nations actually associate with the UK. Agree with the final highlighted point unreservedly mind. I would say you're being a bit complacent personally. I'm no historian but I'm sure there are plenty of examples of free and liberal states sliding into repression and even totalitarianism, one is an obvious example. My concern is more for the US at present, admittedly, but I honestly believe you have to be vigilant if you want to keep your freedom, and I'm glad some people are willing to do it. All hail to the stand up comedians! For the record, I would always be prepared to stand up to the erosion of fundamental freedoms. It's simply that I don't think the situation is as bad as some make out. I also think I'm a bit more pragmatic about accepting that it's a constant balancing act and if anything there should be some in built flexibility to deal with the prevailing circumstances.