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For anyone who didnt take part in the summer 5-a-side, just imagine there was a keeper stood behind them and you've basically recreated the experience of lining up against Team A.

Sort of like Lazarus being raised from the dead you mean.

Nah, I distinctly remember Alex changed his from Alexthemag, as though he was so fucking special that he no longer required the suffix tbh. Gemmill's been Smithers Jones and Turd Ferguson. Wacky's been Careless Whisper. Warrington Minge is now Radgina IIRC.

Toonraider still posts on here. Or is that not the original T00nraider?

Speaking of which my mate bought a pair of Rocksports once. 10 years later and if we're very very remiss, we very occasionally forget to remind him about it.

One need look no further than Gemmill to realise just how bad a pair of brogues can make you look. I honestly thought he was having a nervous breakdown. Start of a slippery slope to manbagdom as it turned out.

Think thats a load of old turd tbh. When I started posting (must be about 5 years ago or so now) I had Li3nZ and Blaydon on my back cos I was 'new'. I just thought it came with the territory tbh and it's no different nowadays. Too much made about the gang/clique mentality etc iyam. Don't think theres any genuine malice on here and I have a lot of time for the newbies old skool alike.

I like the 'cons ' they do where they're in small shops and theres about three different camera angles from lofty fixed camera positions. Now call me cynical but I can't easily envisage how the cameras could be placed without the shop assistants noticing. Start to wonder who exactly is being 'conned' for those ones.

Stewards inquiry re the boobs.

Testify young brother tbh!

I demand that minute of my life back!!!

Rob W ? smo imho !!! Whose Walter Mitty like? I don't think he's anyones like.

Agree, it's excellent. A bit different from your run of the mill curry house too. Is that the one towards the bottom of the street as you head down towards Eldon Square? If not which one is that as it looks canny from the outside (sad indictment of the trade but I'm always impressed by an Indian restaurant that doesnt look like complete shit from the street). Anyone in Manchester wants to try Azzurro in West Didsbury. Peerless pasta tbf. For a curry, make it Spicy Hut on Wilmslow Road. I went to Spicy Hut on Friday night, was average at best. Lucky they even let you through the door, the state of you when you've got a thrist on. I was stone cold sober tbh. Then that fucking review is an outrage at best!

How last season is your sombrero btw?!

Crimson?

The real tricky is taxing cars to the point of collapse, but not quite doing so, as it would effectively destroy the British economy. If any Government were genuinely serious about road issues, freight would have been forcible moved back onto the rail systems decades ago. Yeah cos our rail network is the envy of Europe tbf.

Agree, it's excellent. A bit different from your run of the mill curry house too. Is that the one towards the bottom of the street as you head down towards Eldon Square? If not which one is that as it looks canny from the outside (sad indictment of the trade but I'm always impressed by an Indian restaurant that doesnt look like complete shit from the street). Anyone in Manchester wants to try Azzurro in West Didsbury. Peerless pasta tbf. For a curry, make it Spicy Hut on Wilmslow Road. I went to Spicy Hut on Friday night, was average at best. Lucky they even let you through the door, the state of you when you've got a thrist on.

Levenshulme has decent areas but you want to be towards the Burnage side of the A6 rather than the Gorton side. Also it borders Longsight towards the North which you want to avoid like the plague. West Didsbury is the best part of Manchester to be biased but perfectly honest. Oh and Steve.......Crumpsall is fucking shit. For real, bro.

Whats all this you rhastclart? I thought you didnt like Mcr and were mincing on about London the other day? Anyways as far as practical advice goes the only good place to live is South Manchester tbh. I simply won't speak of North or East Manchester and West Manchester doesnt really exist as such as thats effectively Salford. The only caveat is that South Manchester is also the most dangerous part of the city. Places you want to avoid include (in this specific order) Longsight, Moss Side, Ardwick, Rusholme, Whalley Range and Old Moat. Hulme (formerly the worst of all) is ok now that it's had an injection of the pink pound. It's still dangerous though as now you will be absolutely savaged if you're not wearing designer while cottaging. I think Greg would be classed as city centre if he's still up near UMIST. That or Rusholme border. Don't live on his street either apparently. On a serious note though if you're up here on a scouting mission let us know mate as I'll happily take you on a drive round to orientate you and see which places you can get a feel for. Bet the greedy fucka will want petrol money, be cheaper getting a taxi tbh My whip is a 1.1 you fucking dick. I'd be more likely to ask him to help me with the pedalling.

The Rampant Lion is still canny good, it's just off the beaten track a bit if you don't live round there as theres nowt else worth schlepping along Upper Brook Street for until you reach town.

Whats all this you rhastclart? I thought you didnt like Mcr and were mincing on about London the other day? Anyways as far as practical advice goes the only good place to live is South Manchester tbh. I simply won't speak of North or East Manchester and West Manchester doesnt really exist as such as thats effectively Salford. The only caveat is that South Manchester is also the most dangerous part of the city. Places you want to avoid include (in this specific order) Longsight, Moss Side, Ardwick, Rusholme, Whalley Range and Old Moat. Hulme (formerly the worst of all) is ok now that it's had an injection of the pink pound. It's still dangerous though as now you will be absolutely savaged if you're not wearing designer while cottaging. I think Greg would be classed as city centre if he's still up near UMIST. That or Rusholme border. Don't live on his street either apparently. On a serious note though if you're up here on a scouting mission let us know mate as I'll happily take you on a drive round to orientate you and see which places you can get a feel for. I've moved away from the Uni North Campus, in a house now which is shown below by a red dot! Are you going to the match tomorrow? That looks like Victoria Park/Rusholme to me, though you're clearly on the border with Longsight, which would account for the fatal shooting. And no, won't be at the match tomorrow. I'm not in Mcr this weekend as I'm at a Christening on the Sunday. Would have given you a nudge otherwise mate.

That's it my Yoda-like chum, the first step is admitting you have a problem. The next step is to lose the beard. It would be like you wannaberastasammyman trying to touch the sides of a welly top - nothing but air! Look son. With the rastafarian lifestyle comes certain rastafarian requirements, such as a hat, a complicated handshake, a beaten up old car and a buffallo soldier as wide as the Tyne. I'm at my local panel beaters after a night with even the widest welly top....getting my cock beaten back into shape!

That's it my Yoda-like chum, the first step is admitting you have a problem. The next step is to lose the beard.

What..nose first!?

Locked in a room watching 2 weeks worth of archived Byker Grove/Spender/Auf Wiedersehn Pet, eating Peas pudding and stottie in preparation for the repeat.