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What, all the time? I'm flattered. Not all the time. Just at the vinegar strokes I reckon.

No offence Meenzer but I doubt most men watching any of that would care what she cooked or what she said. That doesn't mean you're wrong and she might not be someone I'd like to actually go out with but my God is she shaggable. Sorry, I just know the image of her Dad would force its way into my head at a critical moment and that spells disaster. Surprised it's taken 20 posts to point this out tbh but Benton hits the nail on the head here. It's the air of inevitability about it that just makes it a complete non-starter. Shame mind as the chebs must just be an absolute delight.

The scary thing about soaps is that some people actually start to treat them as real life on one level. The other scary thing is the sweat marks on Sinbad in Corrie.

Agreed there like! Wor lass, lamenting the start of the footy season, had the brass neck to moan about 'too much footy on the TV' the other day without even registering the fact she'd just sat through 3 soaps back-to-back. I could have crushed a fucking grape!

Laura Brannigan - Gloria

How is it the root of all evil? Look at all the evil caused in the previous century - I don't think Hitler, Stalin, Mao etc were influenced by any religion. Hitler wasn't fond of the Jews like it has to be said. I know what you're getting at tho.

Aye, many happy returns lads!

that's bad luck not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny. What do you class as a horrible fanny? Smelling like an old flask? elaborate please If it's a butcher's dustbin down there then I'd rather just sit back and pour myself a hand shandy fwiw.

Hate our Max Power fake bucket seats. Should have gone for the genuine Recarro ones like other clubs tbh.

Aye, still favourites iywmo.

nufc.com Catching a plane?

Mort looks like a right boring twat. Can't wait for Ashley to drag him into one of the topless bars.

You'll have to find her first, you dim-witted Lancashire twat! Just reverse her orientation and he'll be completely fucking stumped. So I'm looking for a Chinese lass what looks like Gordon Ramsay. Can't be too hard.

Why should he have to tbf? It's the same with all these deals, they hope you forget to cancel or they just rip you off anyway. I reckon the onus should be on them to ask if you want to continue. Not a bad idea that actually, Judge John Deed. Our consumer protection laws are pretty good for the most part but that might represent an improvement for certain types of contract. Wacky's been sold down the river here like. The lad's clearly discharged his responsibilities under the conditions and they've just decided to help themselves to his sponds anyway. Justice for the Byker one half tbh!

Haha.......32! Whats that in dwarf years? Joke! All the best marra! I hit 30 in less than a fornight so you're a bit of a midget role model to me. I look up to you and down upon you at the same time.

They don't do refunds apparently They don't 'do' your statutory rights then apparently, which you might want to point out to them is completely illegal.

Er...thats Alaska. ????? Your point being what exactly, Nipfoot? that nowts reversed ....aaaaah I getcha. Well no it isn't in that sense I spose, but I just meant in the abstract way it is shown there, where you can't see the rest of the US, it's just odd seeing Canada as being south of America. its south of the north pole man! Now you've lost me. I know what the actual view is, I'm just saying it's odd seeing a map where Canada appears to be 'south' (ie simply meaning below) America. Jesus wept! Can't your brain get around the fact that it's not a global projection? It's an odd perspective but there's no North is top about it. The US is still south of Canada! Up yours Gordon, I'm perfectly aware of that! My point is precisely that it is an odd projection. Can just see you with the Tyne and Wear A-Z. "But if I turn it upside down, Gateshead is North of Newcastle......" Look here dickhead. I will smash your face through a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Renton, for a nice seafood dinner and then never call her again!

Lazarus' great grandad was navigator on the Titanic tbh.

Er...thats Alaska. ????? Your point being what exactly, Nipfoot? that nowts reversed ....aaaaah I getcha. Well no it isn't in that sense I spose, but I just meant in the abstract way it is shown there, where you can't see the rest of the US, it's just odd seeing Canada as being south of America. its south of the north pole man! Now you've lost me. I know what the actual view is, I'm just saying it's odd seeing a map where Canada appears to be 'south' (ie simply meaning below) America. Jesus wept! Can't your brain get around the fact that it's not a global projection? It's an odd perspective but there's no North is top about it. The US is still south of Canada! Up yours Gordon, I'm perfectly aware of that! My point is precisely that it is an odd projection.

Er...thats Alaska. ????? Your point being what exactly, Nipfoot? that nowts reversed ....aaaaah I getcha. Well no it isn't in that sense I spose, but I just meant in the abstract way it is shown there, where you can't see the rest of the US, it's just odd seeing Canada as being south of America. its south of the north pole man! Now you've lost me. I know what the actual view is, I'm just saying it's odd seeing a map where Canada appears to be 'south' (ie simply meaning below) America. It's only bloody Alaska though, the populous bits of Canada are south of Alaska on a regular map too... :icon_lol: Don't you start! I am aware that it is geographically correct, I'm merely saying that it looks visually odd, you fanny dodger!

Jesus tonight!

Er...thats Alaska. ????? Your point being what exactly, Nipfoot? that nowts reversed ....aaaaah I getcha. Well no it isn't in that sense I spose, but I just meant in the abstract way it is shown there, where you can't see the rest of the US, it's just odd seeing Canada as being south of America. its south of the north pole man! Now you've lost me. I know what the actual view is, I'm just saying it's odd seeing a map where Canada appears to be 'south' (ie simply meaning below) America.

Er...thats Alaska. ????? Your point being what exactly, Nipfoot? that nowts reversed ....aaaaah I getcha. Well no it isn't in that sense I spose, but I just meant in the abstract way it is shown there, where you can't see the rest of the US, it's just odd seeing Canada as being south of America.

Er...thats Alaska. ????? Your point being what exactly, Nipfoot?

If those genuinely are all of the salient facts (and you haven't nutted anyone's bairn yet) then theres no reason why they shouldnt refund you the £15.