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You might as well leave your nose next to your ear if you're gonna buy a Mustang cos you couldnt make yourself look any more fucking stupid. Shut ya face, they're cool as fuck http://www.fastcoolcars.com/images/wallpaper/Mustang.jpg http://bradbarnett.net/mustangs/shows/sema03/Mustang.jpg Soz mate...had just assumed you meant the new generation ones, which are fucking hideous. The original is a design classic though. Good man tbf.

You might as well leave your nose next to your ear if you're gonna buy a Mustang cos you couldnt make yourself look any more fucking stupid. Shut ya face, they're cool as fuck

You might as well leave your nose next to your ear if you're gonna buy a Mustang cos you couldnt make yourself look any more fucking stupid.

amputate.

I wish he'd spend at least 6 minutes thinking about what coat to put on ffs. Last summer's blazer/jeans combo is still giving me nightmares.

Ten million penny chews.

What is a linux administrator?

He'll be on the 'blower' to them right now if he's seen this thread tbh.

The Byker McDonald's must have more than it's regular staff quota of mongs like tbf.

Fair do's tbh. The money's ridiculous (and sort of irrelevant anyway) but if McDonald's had known about the calls and it was clear that their stores were being targeted then it's clear that they had a duty to their franchisees to let them know about it. It's not like it would have been hard for them to disseminate a warning, putting staff on notice of the situation. And Snakehips...you have to remember that McDonald's employs mongs, so yes their would be a chance they'd go through with something like that. If they're paying mong wages for mong staff then arguably they owe them a higher duty of care.

He's in a cycle of getting 'fit' for a couple of games, being overused in a match/rushed into a match (principally for England as the Toon will use him sparingly) and then not being fit again in the aftermath. It should be relatively straightforward to state a case that he is not fully fit. That's down to those who safeguard the Toon's interests. The fact that England seem to think he is fit shouldnt fucking matter. The fact he's completely shafted after England performances means it's self-evident he isn't properly fit to play. I don't blame Owen, I don't blame McClaren, I do think the Toon should have a more robust attitude over it all. There are ways and means.

Series, not season! This country!

There are almost zero circumstances where a woman looks better for a breast enlargement operation imho. I can understand those who literally have nothing at all wanting something, and I can understand women wanting breast lifts, but in general terms enlargement is just plain wrong. Fake knockers are hideous tbh. Frankentits.

Michael Palin is kwalitay tbh.

reap on him?

It will never be in doubt tbh.

Nothing else for it but to gather up those Kleenex and wank it out of the system! Happy Birthday marra!

That is fucking incredible! Well done on shedding a few pounds round the waist btw Jimbo. Johnny, I just hope you were nowhere near the vinegar strokes when that fizog appeared mate. It'd be enough to scar you for life.

Amen to that, brother.

Never in doubt tbh.

WTF? Should they have known who you were, like?

Reserved? Reserved for whom?

Oh will you please just shut the fuck up you tedious prick. And not that i'd want to go letting the facts and suchlike get in the way of slagging off Owen again, but the surgeon (and leadign expert on the injury) who operated on him and thus knows what she's talking about was interviewed and said the Everton game would probably be too early for him to play but the England games would be well within his timescale to play. But heaven forbid Owen should listen to her, i mean what does she know! To be perfectly honest, while I can't fault the logic of that comment, the truth is you'd find an entirely different outcome if this was say, Man Ure. If those circumstances threatened to arise there it simply wouldnt be allowed and it would be crystal clear that the club had to come first. Under Ferguson, he would be withdrawn on the basis that he might sustain injury playing for England. And in the circumstances described (potentially his first full game back), you couldnt criticize that decision. You could be pissed off with it, but you couldn't actually criticize it. At the end of the day, Owen is basically saying what goes and no matter how good he is as a player, that's not a good situation.

More bag lady than bagless I heard.

Having been privy to other creations of his frankly tortured mind, I actually wondered if he'd gone for ewe (you) in that first one, though I still had no idea where he was going with chins. You've got to say though, the use of the first pic to represent anything other than 'sheep' in the context of 'molester'.....very sloppy. Schoolboy stuff from the Fish.