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I'm sure he'd go if the 'right' offer came in, but having said that, if it didn't and he stayed I'm sure he'd continue to use his best endeavours when turning out for us. He's the consumate professional in that sense tbh.

You must be a talented man Sammy for typing that up while at the same time eating some minge. Either that or your lass is very unsatisfied. Fuck off you amateur. I'm an accomplished touch typist. I can type 150 words a minute. WITH MY TONGUE!

Though I imagine Wacky's best-by expired pork chops probably didnt taste dissimilar.

29 hours old this thread and nobody's responded with "minge". For shame, you frigid bastards!

wrong thread Brock Sheer joy.

If he goes there will be trouble.....

Someone make him one featuring THIS mutha! Or one of him tuning up NICE!

That guitar is shit. It'd be a disgrace for 'NUFC' to be associated with it.

Blow the East Stand sky high tbh, with Alex still in it. As it can never mirror the rest of the ground they might as well make a focal point of it so they should have a design competition thrown open to all architects and see what they come up with. tbh.

With his ringing endorsement, Alex has already nailed his colours firmly to the mast.

I must try and keep up with the celeb goss more. Well if you could drag yourself away from BB for a second you fucking plank.

I tell you what like, she is fucking rancid!

Do you think? PS if this example can now be used to bring the format to an end it'd be a result. A fly-on-the wall, full exposure social experiment nervously edited by libel and criminal lawyers. Lost any remaining credibility tbh. Should just blank the sound completely, just have the spa in the back garden and film the prettiest ones getting their knockers out. It really has no other purpose. It's been edited from day 1, but I thought they were going to show the clip and her subsequent banishment, aren't they? As for it having no purpose, it's just as entertaining as it ever was. You can complain about how stupid the contestants are, but they are just as intelligent as the apes that Diane Fossey(?) was fascinated with. It's not about being entertained by any individuals talent (or lack of), but by the ever changing dynamics between the group. Alex is hooked on the group's ever changing dynamics.

Anyone still left wondering why the DSS let Wacky go?

Do you think? PS if this example can now be used to bring the format to an end it'd be a result. A fly-on-the wall, full exposure social experiment nervously edited by libel and criminal lawyers. Lost any remaining credibility tbh. Should just blank the sound completely, just have the spa in the back garden and film the prettiest ones getting their knockers out. It really has no other purpose.

How about the banks stay open an all. I find that part decidedly inconvenient.

Tourism industry wouldn't have it. They don't like it up 'em tbh.

Can you imagine the Monday morning then though?! It'd be hell on earth tbf.

Bloody Frogs!

It's got that bad Dave has given up on the lasses and turned to incest. Only you with your geographically maladjusted mind could make that much of a wrong turn Samuel. I honestly don't know what to get the old fella, he takes two or three holidays abroad a year, paid off his house and has a wife that still can tolerate him after 35 years.... he doesn't play golf or go fishing or owt like that, What in the hell do you get the man who has ostenisbly got everything he needs. selfish fuck!

It's got that bad Dave has given up on the lasses and turned to incest.

Then cosh the witness in the face. With your pork truncheon? Repeatedly tbh.

Then cosh the witness in the face.

The 'whore' reference just sounded a bit extreme. She was probably giving it away rather than charging for it if that soothes your brow at all.

The sun will cooome ouuut, TOMORROW.....!