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Bit anal tbh

Have you got no running water or something?

Gemmill, what is it about Accountants and being different creatures when they're drunk? Our old accountant went to the Accountancy Christmas party a few years ago. He was dreading it as they were all quiet and boring at work so he expected a bit of a damp squid. Anyway, they were all pissed by the second bar and he reckons he nipped to the bog and by the time he got back they were all getting off with each other. 'damp squid' Aren't most squid damp? What is a squib anyway? Like a torch or firework thing that burns with an open flame. Hence if it's damp it doesnt burn. ........pretty much like a squid.

Gemmill, what is it about Accountants and being different creatures when they're drunk? Our old accountant went to the Accountancy Christmas party a few years ago. He was dreading it as they were all quiet and boring at work so he expected a bit of a damp squid. Anyway, they were all pissed by the second bar and he reckons he nipped to the bog and by the time he got back they were all getting off with each other. 'damp squid'

What are we discussing here you rambling buffoon-undeserving millionaires or kangaroos arse eaters? Make your mind up.

You should MC for them at their space launches instead of that countdown bloke. Not Richard Whiteley.

I dread to think what Wacky gets to smell, walking round at crotch level all day. In Byker.

Am I the only one who thinks that whole "wear a toon top while I scuttle ya" is just plain wrong on so many levels? Agreed. Though I do like to see it worn as a dress from time to time, I wouldnt step it up that extra level. Far too pink imho.

Knobcheese!

Gemmill typically carries two manbags for when he's on the pull. One for his head and one to stick on hers in case his falls off etc etc. By the way, you can take my name off the roll of shame Wacky you pigmy-cocked inbred.

You only have a shit once every two months?

ObaPoll tbh.

Fair play to him, but he is exceptionally lucky to have made so much money out of that. I think it has to be chalked up as an exception that proves some sort of rule about very shit concepts.

It was like a self-fulfilling prophecy as far as i can tell. The more noise about the idea, the more traffic he got and hence the more demand for space on the site. At 800,000 + visitors at its peak and payments for the adverts linked to traffic, he made a million. It was just a gimmick that created traffic. Have I missed something? What was the gimmick that drew in the site traffic for the first one? It was a page full of adverts where companies paid for them by the pixel. Thats all it was, simple idea and he made lots of money. I honestly have no idea how that offered anyone an incentive to visit the site?

It was like a self-fulfilling prophecy as far as i can tell. The more noise about the idea, the more traffic he got and hence the more demand for space on the site. At 800,000 + visitors at its peak and payments for the adverts linked to traffic, he made a million. It was just a gimmick that created traffic. Have I missed something? What was the gimmick that drew in the site traffic for the first one?

People click on the page and they might win a million? It doesnt explain that before it starts talking about his next venture-is that the same concept for his first one?

Does anyone want to explain to me how this works? What service does it provide exactly?

Maybe TR doesnt want to talk to her sis.

It's definitely best imagining them in shadow tbh. Alex at least. I see him in the shadows like Brando's Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now. Only with thrusting. Good job the beast has two backs then as he'd be sure to put his out.

Shouldnt be allowed at his age tbh. Simple as.

That reply was brought to you by Gemmill's butler, and was merely dictated by ginger bollocks.

It's definitely best imagining them in shadow tbh. Alex at least.

Alex has just text me to say he is off home now and will be on the job in three hours.