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Good point, at the height of Oasis' fame and success I always thought Liam was a tosser. However, the Liam clones walking about everywhere were far worse. There was even a lad at university who went the whole hog and as well as dressing, walking and having the Liam hair do he even affected a Manchester accent and claimed to be from Hulme. He was talking to me and a mate of mine in a bar once (the mate was a Manc) and he thought there was something amiss with his accent. Turns out he was from Sunderland. What a plonker. A lad at my school did the 'Liam metamorphosis' pretty much overnight. Proper Kafka-esque shit! The lads from Burnage (ie half the school) thought he was a right dick. As did the other half. And probably his mam and his dad I'd wager.

Has Medina started attending or summat? even then his statement would be debatable at best Precisely.

Howay! You must be knocking on 70!

Has Medina started attending or summat?

Are you taking the parlez vous there, Alex?

He wouldnt recognise you but he'd have a fucking good laugh all the same I'd imagine.

Gan on Zico man! Knack the fucker!

Looser?

That lass on the fruit and veg stall blew you out then? A couple of months on the beans and pulses-I reckon it was him blowing her out!

Are you havin a laugh? Is he havin a laugh? I'd rather design my own gareish trainers tbh.

I can't be certain but I'm pretty sure I've never seen a gay work in a chippy tbh. Not a Danny La Rue type gay anyway. They all seem to work in clothes shops in town.

Gemmill's not after the blacks. It's the Asians that give him the red mist. Gemmill's best mate is black. That wasn't a comment that (by implication) Gemmill's best mate is gay by the way, as it's well known that black people are not gay.

The gays tend to smell quite fragrant tbh. Thats wasn't a comment on the blacks by implication btw.

I wouldnt. She's got nee hips man, which is criminal for a lass. Her legs just gan straight down like a blokes. Amazingly, Angelina Jolie would end up 'talking to the hand' too for the same reason. You've got to have standards, and I'd tell her that to her FACE.

Which is his 'other' pipe, like?

Gemmill will be in the air in 20 minutes time. It really makes your mind boggle at the miracle of flight.

Can anyone imagine the air rage on Gemmill later when the stewardess gives him one of those diddy in flight meals?

Wacky's Nandos testimonial on page 1 bears out your 'containment' theory nicely for me.

This thread is turning into a bit social commentary tbh. Gastro pubs-catering for the more discerning members who seem to be clear about the things that matter-ie the food, without needing the pretence of a restaurant setting. Lloyds pubs-catering for the £3.99 burgers and packet mash brigade-Those who are just about how much you get on your plate regardless of the quality as they'll generally be eating the stuff while staff are administering the heimlich manouvre-aka Gemmill.

I have to agree with resident faggot Renton on this one. Gastro pubs are hard to beat (and even harder to find). One in Mcr closed down recently 'The Bridge' and its a big loss. Yeah the food was a bit dearer but proportionately it was still cheaper than a restaurant, while also being a considerably better standard than many. The big attraction for me though wasn't the price etc but the fact you could have a proper pint or two with your meal-lock and load!

Aye, divide and conquer tbh.

Says Wacky 'chicken-in-a-basket' casanova.

Seriously though mate-you've got my sympathies. Could work out for the best. (ps no need to scan that one for fishisms-meant sincerely)

Cod Off with the fish jokes don't worry I'll have a whale of time, and I'll find salmon to settle down with, someone not too shellfish I take back that bit about sympathising. Dont take the bait. It's not the time or the plaice.

Aye, sounds like you've been done up like a kipper there, mate. You'll forgive the fish pun. Joking aside, if she's got nee trust then you're probably right and it's time to look elsewhere. Plenty more fish in the sea.