manc-mag

15 minutes...... (til hometime and splashdown for Alex )

Title of the thread reminded me of Peter Kay's RAC bloke in The Services? "......one day I came home and caught her trying to change a plug. That was the last straw"

Aye the fat people who aer always starting a new diet every other week but don't loose anything, boils me, fair game if they trying to loose weight but why do I need to know about it? And you can guarentee they are going straight hom eto raid the biscuit cupboard as part of their calorie controlled "diet". There's this one lass used to be a friend of wor lasses', was constantly on a fucking diet but never looked anything other than a doppleganger to the end of my house. And all's she do is natter on about how she only had philadelpia on ryvita for 4 weeks. Her best excuse is that "stress" makes her eat. Bollocks. FFS......might as well just be eating double cream on ryvita!

brown or japs?

Big Mac Meal, go large with a diet coke brigade tbh. And I agree overall. Not least cos I'd like to eat processed crap and snacks all day (cos a lot of it's nice), but I dont cos of willpower and it's no fucking fun I can tell you. These people want to have their cake and eat it. As you'd imagine.

Same here. Mind it's like that in the public sector. If some of them weren't here they'd be on disability fatty allowance and the govt know it all too well. It's a tubby travesty tbh.

Seriously, it's a hideous thought isn't it?! I'll be walking down Market Street, ashen faced, perhaps sobbing silently.

On a tangent, is anyone else disturbed about knowing that Alex will be on the job at 5pm. Almost like one of those JFK/Princess Di moments where you know where you are when something happens. I reckon there'll be a few sickened shivers down the spine when the little hand points to 5.

Sultana naans! Naan Up!

If you're expecting a plain naan you wouldn't have ordered a keema. I didnt you bellsniff!

Hot dogs? Hamburgers? Hamburgers with meat baked into the bread? Hot dogs with mince peppered throughout the bun? Not on my watch!

Plain naan. Simple as. Meat bread ffs!!! It's sub human. What do yous have for starters? Primordial soup?

I bet you have it instead of toast in the mornings like.

I nearly walked out. Or minced out if you like.

Aye, the only artists we ever had in our family were piss artists. Tbf I've been bribed by the Mrs to go, it's a free bar and she says we can go for a curry afterwards. She knows what motivates me bless her. What are you going to see SLP? 3 poppadoms, a keema naan, a pilau rice and a chicken balti. I was 'treated' to that for the first time recently as it was in a group order. Me: "Whats the fucks this? Take it back. It's off, man" ....fucking meat in it no less.....in the bred. Meat bread ffs! I'm having a chicken curry..why the fuck would I want meat in my naan bread too? The animal who ordered it should have just gone the whole hog and asked for a pint of gravy with his meal instead of lager.

Leg down about 5:02 ish? pwned!

Bent Koch Hansen

Good stuff marra! I've always believed she warranted a second chance if only on account of her foam party photographs! apparently her mate had been slagging me off more and then mixed up one of her lies about me, Vic spotted it and pressed her a bit more on it. They had a huge argument about how Vic should trust Ellie because Ellie hasn't ever lied to her like everyone else.... safe to say they're not so close anymore and Vic has apologised, but made it clear that if I hadn't lost my temper it would have been sorted out ages ago... so alls well and all that jazz it's weird though, I'm actually tempted to take her to meet the folks when I go back up to Newcastle for my Dads surprise retirement/60th party next weekend.. Is it a surprise retirement/60th foam party? If so then I'd definitely say yes.

Don't worry, I'd keep an eye on the fat twat. Put cameras in if needs be. Widescreen CCTV

Whereas Scott burns under a 40 watt bulb.

Pay for me to go on holiday and get a tan and I'll do it You wouldnt need the Groucho 'tache treatment either.

Or no eyebrows in the case of Alex. I reckon all the staff should have Groucho Marx moustaches painted on. Even the lasses.

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/....html#msg620612 Soz, i just presumed that he meant the toon. The link is for on the one manc-mag must be talking about. Aye thats the one so it is.

Well made falafel rules tbh. It's mint, man. Think I've decided what I'm hevin' for tea now.

Is that like Annies song but with a lisp?