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just out of curiosity, quite what did you think the title said... if not "PUB GRUB" which is in caps and pretty bold font?

Fuck me gently! You class Nandos as a pub? Didn't read the thread title properly, sorry you pedantic twat! I bet you make your lass shout "I'm arriving, I'm arriving" when by some major miracle you actually make her come every now and again I keep a thesaurus on hand for her, it gets so boring hearing the same thing over and over and over again!

Fuck me gently! You class Nandos as a pub?

If you do, make sure to send the pics to me first I didnt mean that way! Okay, maybe I did.

I like CF tbh. And stop banging on about 'brief encounters'......had enough of you blubbing at railway stations for one day you geet heemasex!

the very same not entirely my fault, her mate lying+ my indignation + a little alcohol + her shitty exboyfriends = no real chance of a fix. bit gutted tbh Struggling to find where she's done anything wrong in that brief synopsis, Dave lad. Have you said owt you can't take back like? Whats her mate lying got to do with it? Bet her mates a right heffer an all. Project your anger onto the mate and worm your way back in like a man!

Quick question for the mods: do you know it's CF automatically or does it only become apparent when he incriminates himself in the most eminently avoidable way going. ie 'I'm CF'/ I'm the new CF' etc etc

I think Oba said Galway was where the hottest Irish lasses lived if that sorta thing takes your fancy

The same lass in the water fight at Crazy Kim's? Get it sorted man the Fish, man, woman, man!

Anne Summers?

Aye. I reckon we're down tbh. And the really depressing thing is that it might be the only way to get Shepherd out. The prospect of us appointing someone (anyone) mid season, for them to have the typical new managers honeymoon period, thus saving Shepherd's fat arse is just as depressing as relegation for me at the mo tbh. By the way the lad who scored the winner for Sheff Utd used to come round my house when he was a kid. I should have broke both of his legs then the little twat.

Incidentally I hate the lose/loose shit too. In fact theres little that upsets me more about this board. Apart from Gemmill attacking Asians of course.

Zico's 'spaz icon' campaign gathers serious momentum.

Mind I doubt you'd have caused much congestion with your bookies pencil.

Hate that question because usually the answer is 'Well, to be honest, I'm thinking how I feel pretty bored and distanced by/from you right now.' Although the answer I give is 'how nice this is.' Reminds me of a true story I posted on the old toontastic board many, many moons ago. I was lying in bed with mrs hips, one fine Sunday morning. The nubile Mrs hips leaned over and asked, 'What are you thinking?' So I told her. 'I hope Liverpool get stuffed today!' She didn't seem interested in 'getting it on' for some strange reason after that Should have said you were referring to her mersey tunnel.

No their not. What about their not? Should change the name of this forum from Toontastic to Pedants on-line tbh. Of all of the spaz errors on this site (to/too, there/their, your/you're etc) the their/they're one I can never get my heed round. That shit is just uber spaz!

I will always love that CF reference.

Scott Mills is basically that arrogant bloke in the pub dressed in jeans and a pin-stripe shirt with spiked up hair moving in on all the ladies and talking about how much of a lad he is. he's one of a number of annoying creeps who get in at the Beeb and then you can never get rid of them Mills; Sarah Bloody Cox - they keep trying to get her a main time show; and who was the token black guy who was eventually shunted to Saturday morning and then ditched??? and it seems only the terminally stupid get the Sunday Chart Show.............. Do you mean Trevor Nelson or Spoony? I thought he meant Tim Westwood.

Grown man chatting on about computer games. Blatantly banished from the marital bed tbh.

Leave off him Gem's-he's not from Pakistan!

Gin And Juice (Spoken word Remix) - Richard Cheese

Aftershave? You're supposed to be a WOMAN for christs sake! Wheres the evidence for it? Thats what I want to know!

Fantastic line-up, that lined up and shot tbh. 54-46 that's my number - Toots and the maytals

Alone again or - Calexico