manc-mag

Nice try Alex plumbs new depths of pedantry!

I bet you're banned from that particular primary school now. Hounded out by the nonce-in-residence tbh.

Have you seen that pic of him in the latest viz wallchart, 'twats and arseholes of the British Isles'? Quality. I think he's on Great Uncle Bulgaria's body.

I bet Gemmill's got nipples like Bentley hub caps tbh.

It actually occured to me while I was watching the Palermo match, no idea why, but noticing the effect it had on the girlfriend, I thought I'd better come on here and spread the love. I've not seen either film so I'm a bit confused. Do you mean to say you were biting your lasses nipples during the Palermo match? Shaving them tbh.

The bookie's-type pen? We talking about bogus prizes or your shortcomings in the trouser dept.

It's all awa their hands man. They can't help but notice it.

So does your breath. Basically you've been rumbled.

It actually occured to me while I was watching the Palermo match, no idea why, but noticing the effect it had on the girlfriend, I thought I'd better come on here and spread the love. I've not seen either film so I'm a bit confused. Do you mean to say you were biting your lasses nipples during the Palermo match?

What if they're trying to deliver my prize winning car, holiday or plasma TV * though? *or other unconfirmed prize

Doesnt matter what colour it is tbh, they always get offended when you start trying to spray them with it.

In your case I reckon it was probably a quite deliberate attempt on your mams part to rub all your hair off. That pic of you in your pj's, man! It looks like they used to give you a glass of mercury to drink before bedtime instead of milk. Fucking weird.

Lad I used to know said when he was a baby his mum was drying him off after his bath and rubbed his nipple clean off. ie it came off. He swore blind to this.

I'd love to see that appear as a caption beneath a listing for his show. Would love a sub-editor to sneak that one past his boss. Love it.

Delbert Wilkins in drag tbh.

Catmag likes Steve Wright, Brock likes Scott Mills. Both nails in the coffin if you ask me. As a DJ your career shouldnt be allowed to recover from endorsements as bad as either of those.

I don't think it would be too far from the truth to say that your mother, brother and cousin actually MEMORISE entire episodes of Terry Wogan's show! What was all that stuff again? "*insert name here* does." Something like that. Sarah Kennedy is a fucking muppet. Just starts talking and doesn't know when to stop, just keeps going on and on about something that has no relation to anything. Most stories revolve around her bliddy VW beetle which she calls "bot" or some such. And people emailing in with their stories which of no interest to anyone ever. It's enough to send you back to sleep. Better that than Moyles mind. *Gets to feet and starts applauding* WELL FUCKING SAID, MY SON! How the fuck is that mong at the top of the broadcasting tree? Wor lass loves his shows. She's sat there laughing like a dick as the red mist is descending in front of my eyes.

That is either a popshot or a cumsplat. I'm not gay or owt either.

Steve Wright was only funny in the eighties but then I think everything was funny in the eighties, so it's no reflection on him. He's fucking abysmal these days like, as evidenced by Catmag's unsolicited testimonial. Jesus wept tbh.

Not like you to actually admit to not having a clue about something you're passing comment on. I honestly haven't a clue what on Radio 2 - it is an unknown land to me - like knitting, gardening, motor bike engines, folk dancing etc etc I am not omnipitent - I just know a lot , partly from having lived longer than the rest of ya Omniscient tbh.

Ross Noble on the other hand.....

I love the way Viz lampoon him for doing all his corporate gigs, encouraging people to send in pics of him whoring himself on the after dinner circuit-and then advertise his DVD's on the next page. Class iywmho. Taking the piss out of him and taking money off him in the same issue. Having said that i think he's canny funny, and it's probably part of his sense of humour that Viz are takin the piss out of him in the same publication he's advertising in.

The end scene is absolute classic tbh. The banter is also quality throughout. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid is gash though.

tbh

Going in where?