manc-mag

Alex has got a Ford Ka tbh. Fucking shite. He was on two wheels with Gemmill riding shotgun. Alright right then. I'll give you that one. Ford Ka's are fucking shtie. Suits Alex down to the ground like. Seriously, a thief could get into it with a fucking can opener.

Alex has got a Ford Ka tbh. Fucking shite. He was on two wheels with Gemmill riding shotgun.

What were you eating? Curried beans?

I think that says it all tbf, Ken. Same here! 20th December would be seen as an early start for me. What the fuck are you mincers shopping for in November exactly? Xmas butt plugs?

Youre not wrong actually. Wor lass drinks the stuff like water and it doesnt register (in fact I wouldnt mind it registering in that department tbf), but as for me if I matched her drink for drink I'd be in training bras by now.

Diet coke doesnt taste 'right' full stop, you man-boobed cocknocker.

What the fuck are you gimps chatting on about?

Haemorrhoids? We still talking about where the bannister is lodged?

Incidentally we should have a kermit the frog smilie....the one where he screws his nose up into his mouth. I needed it to put at the end of that last post.

hmmm...looks like he has a nice arse...like a nice arse...nice pecs...mmm can't see his eyes tho, as long as they are'nt green....yes ...yes he probably would Why do girls like the arse on a man? Actually, you probably want to stick a dildo up it, but in general, what's the deal there? Good question. I've asked the missus this one without a satisfactory explanation. Blokes arses are compeltely fucking awful.

Here I don't have to put up with this abuse! No way in hell I'll be bringin' the wife to meet you miserable bastards! I was going to suggest meeting up before the Watford match but you can just fugettabottit. Actually, she vetoed the $900 + food and lodging budget. Next time, I hope. Thanks for the advice though, folks. (NOT aimed at Gemmill) P.S. yeah, it's the same girl, manc-mag. Good man so it is! Said it had to have been love!

Aye, I remember that. Seemed he'd go to any length to impress an all..rememeber that pic of him with his lass and her family in full traditional german dress? Wtf? Must have been love. Incidentally, is this the same lass? As for hotels in Newcastle, the Malmaison is canny pricey and canny-not-up-to-much-really-if-you-ask-me.

It's even funnier now I can picture the front of your house with you sat there. Sad-sack expression on her face. With the two cats sat at the window giving her the Vs. Bag lady training-day tbh.

It's even funnier now I can picture the front of your house with you sat there.

'Bed Tragedy Man Found Dead in Dutch Oven' I agree that for the want of ventilation he'd almost certainly perish like Anyone else get the impression that they'd have to keep all the windows open (even in winter) if they were to have any chance of surviving a 'night on the Radg'? Jesus, I think I'd knock a few walls through too.

For the last time, there are no hallowe'en food conventions. You've made that one up just cos you like hot dogs. You've peddled this hotdog shit before-just from memory, Valentine's Day, Easter Sunday and (most desperately in my opinion), Shrove Tuesday.

You ARE Waynetta Slob. Aye, what sort of meal is that? Does it even have a name? Spag bol and naan bread ffs???!!!! Council buffet tbh.

Checked IMDb and apparently it first aired in 1992, 14 years ago. Thus it's 1974 at the very least. Needs more Slade. Incidentally, according to IMDb: 'If you like this title, we also recommend... One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)' --------> tbh

speak for yourselves... I imagined hearing you say that with a muffled voice for some reason

I think we've all licked some toads in our time tbh.

Actually the hair thing is very prejudiced and I promised Scott I would stop banging on about it. Maybe it should be decided by who has attained the greater seniority in your profession? Scott is in charge of a small team (team leader) and insists on being referred to as 'Red Leader' like an X-Wing Fighter pilot.

Jesus tonight! One's more than enough of them, one of you will have to go. Have you got red hair too? If you've not got red hair you can stay and Scott can sling his hook tbh.

poor maths tbh.

Didnt see it though it's been taped for us so havent read any comments on here. I note with interest that Gol was actually going out with nana as opposed to just nailing her as previously claimed though. 1 hour photo is absolute gash by the way.

Michael Owen's downstairs loo tbh.