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If the bairn had had Yoda ears on at the time it would have been side splitting though. No, not really. Is it not obvious that no one finds the act of violence or injury funny. Its the thought of accidently throwing a baby in an arguement. How stupid must the women that did it be type funny. To me it just sums up how stupid women are in arguments, some of the things that I and my friends have had thrown at me/them by a women in an arguement provides hours of entertainment in the pub. Cath's been shown up for the HYPOCRITE that she is here. Pithy My pithy observation above had her COWERING as she cast her mind back to the 'bad taste joke thread' where she arguing the EXACT OPPOSITE of the line she's taken here, having come under fire for laughing about a suicide bomber joke. contact (manc-)mag Cath has since CONTACTED me separately and has said that she feels her position is now untenible and that she will offer to RESIGN her membership of the forum. dogs dinner It's the lastest in a STRING of high profile faux pass by the Gateshead nurse, who last week angered board members by posting during a work shift bragging how many different TAKE-AWAYS she and fellow employees were eating at the taxpayers expense. dogs bath In the meantime a small contingent of posters have said that they would be prepared to overlook this lastest act of HYPOCRISY if they were to receive a public apology from her for her inveterate double standards. If this is not forthcoming it looks like it's going to be an EARLY BATH for Nurse Lennon.

In danger of turning into another 'bad taste joke thread' debate this.....

Peep show is class like, tbf.

So whats an autonym?

Jesus' wept!

Nice of Gemmill to pose for that one an all.

How do you find breathing with the gimp mask on, Captain Crotchless? That gimp mask has been a real boon. I wear it cycling and swimming now as resistance is cut considerably.

Went into Ann Summers recently (with the missus I might add, not on me tod!) and the stuff in there is 90% tat. It's like a joke shop tbf. Hardly anything sexy in there. And the porn (which I'm led to believe is sposed to cater for the ladies tastes?) was rancid. 'British Dogging' was one of the inducing titles on offer. Not today, thank you.

Still more use than Peasepud I'd imagine.

Oh well I knew Douggie was a saint. odd how a bit of factual info has killed off this thread ..... Here's a factual bit of info for ya.... The club is in a worse state now than it was when Fat Fred first became Chairman. but in a better state than every other chairman we have had for over 50 years other than Sir JOhn....which has been my point from day 1 .... Plus...see my points about SJH being lucky ref Keegan. When you say "better off" do you mean on the field - meaning that nobody has been as good as Keegan which I agree with, or do you mean as a business - which is the job of the board but are ignoring the fact that they have increased the capacity of the stadium and built a new state of the art training complex ? Which are both improvements - huge improvements - in that side of running the club ? yes yes yes.....but.....compared to his immediate predecessor....(ie the state he inherited the club in, which has nowt to do with how the club was 50 years ago) he's taken the club backwards. Do you think he sits in his office checking the league tables from 1956 and grinning because we drew with Everton but in the same week in 1956 we got turned over away at Bradford Park Avenue?

He's fucking massive. How on fucking earth is 'she' bigger than him shizzle nizzle tbh?

If I was shacked up with any of these complete hell-trolls I'd sit there with Lasagne in my lap all day just so they didnt try and occupy the same space as it.

Good lad! Next time you'll think twice before you try and feed the bloke salad. You're lucky he didn't take a belt to you! I will not bite luv you, MWAH!!!! xxxxxx You've been married to him for forty years and you dont know he doesnt like either tuna or pasta? What sort of wife are you? Were you still smacked off your tits from the dentists anaesthetic?

I use my left hand for that, but I'll happily give it a go Meenz

Yeah, and Village People are the straightest band in rock. Hmm, says the uber film nerd. Well that's random. As random as saying the theatre is gay? I was alluding to the fact that someone who is pretty obsessed with one arts medium should be so dismissive of another. btw hahaha...everybody listen to Renton alluding.

I've made that mistake before about a lad who posted on here from Fochabers. Or summat. Apparently thats in Scotland and not (as practically everyone would suspect) in the Rhineland. Krauts in tartan skirts tbh. Good luck by the way, mister.

I am working part time start at 7:30 mon - fri. I dont even get that luxury Fucking whinging students.

Couldnt stand up?! I just imagine you on your back, shivering like an upturned beetle waiting for the paramedics to arrive. Your post got me thinking though-hope your knackered old body doesnt spoil your youthful enthusiasm for the course. I'm the opposite at the mo to be fair, the body's like a perfectly calibrated precision machine, but I couldnt muster the zeal for a load of lectures and seminars. Having said that I'd love the late start times and days off in the week.

It's impossible to say to be fair because for them to have gone that length of time (a mere ten years) without winning anything at all is (i'm guessing) probably unprecedented post-war. Thats why it hacks me off when they talk about being there through 'lean times'. Yes they've got the biggest gates but thats where the plaudits end iywmho. It's not exactly a chore is it tipping up every other week to see a trophy getting lifted. I'm inclined to agree though, if we'd had their success and theyd had our success in the intervening period then I'd imagine our gates would be higher (assuming stadium capacities werent an issue). As for if we had comparable success though I stand by my earlier point and say that they would have bigger crowds because of the Busby Babes phenomenon and the media bias.

Man U's home grown support is massive and so is it's day tripper support. Thats the simple fact of the matter. In terms of loyalty (ie sticking to their team through 'harsh' times) it's no better than anyone elses really. Yes they still got bigger gates but then as has been stated, they've got a bigger pool of fans to start with. Comparisons are difficult, but when the numbers decline then they do so in more or less the same ratio as any of the other big north west clubs ie Liverpool/Everton. I dont put City in that equation cos they've not had any success for donkeys years and like us, it's a miracle that theyve got any support left at all. If Man U had similar success to Man City or us (ie in our case not having won anything for 40 years) then I'd be astonished if their gates were anywhere near the same as they have been. Not just now but during their 'lean times' - ie only picking up an FA Cup once every couple of seasons etc. As fans they're just the same as anyone else, basically. Back to the original point though, if all other factors were equal (ie our success levels were comparable) they'd still always have bigger support than us because of the massive worldwide media darlings they became after the Busby babes disaster.

How dirty is your cock by the way Gemmil or can you not control it and get piss all over your hands ? It's not a question of knob-cleanliness, you piss-drinker! It's a matter of personal hygiene - going to the bog is considered by most to be an act that requires your hands to be cleaned afterwards, because pissing, shitting and toilets in general are not the cleanest acts/places. You don't see things that way and then you try to point the finger at me as the weird one. Urgh! You smell! What exactly warrants a hand washing after taking a slash in a urinal without splashing apple juice on your hands? If I gave you a sandwich, would you be happy to rub your cock all over it, then eat it? Next time you go into a meeting at work, instead of shaking hands, would you be happy to shake the cock of the person you're meeting with? Need I go on? McGroin could blow this argument out of the water by practising what he preaches tbh. Holden, I suggest over your lunch hour you go in the gents like one of those aftershave bogmonkeys (for the purposes of authenticity, possibly blacking yourself up), perch yourself on the washbasins, start eating your sandwiches and scream 'high five' to each bloke who goes to the exit without so much as a glance in the general direction of the taps.

I wash my hands and then flay all the skin off them with a cheesegrater and then wash them again. And thats even if I go to the loo for a sit down and only manage to chuff.

As opposed to surreptitiously? Look, over there! ....... Head? What head? To be fair to DotBum, it wasnt a live stream. I think he'd have been personally uncomfortable with the idea of watching a beheading that soon after it had taken place. I think the footage was a few days old at least.

I don't know if that's aimed at me, but I've said I'm personally uncomfortable with the idea of watching a movie about 9/11 this soon after, I haven't critisised anyone else for doing so. How anyone could think I need to see the movie to feel that way, or even have a problem with the opinion, to be honest, I just don't fucking understand. You never really commented on the film, let alone slagged it off. DotBum spoiling for a fight tbh.

thats shocking, prison should be about playing ping-pong and watching SKY tv.