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Not to mention waistband. How's a thread on him going to expand his waist then? I imagine he'd have a few pies to congratulate himself. Who rattled your cage anyway, fatty arbuckle?

Not to mention waistband.

Don't call it a comeback tbh.

Can't beat thinly sliced bully beef tbtfh. Served cold on a stotty with tomato. Honourable mention goes to Campbells tomato soup (non-condensed version).

I'd have only taken him on if we were gonna bring Shearer out of retirement for the rest of the season tbh. Mid 90's-tastic.

'Fashionable Male'

Fair do's to Sutton, he's responded well to an inspirational manager in an upwardly mobile team. He would have been a complete fucking disaster here though given our very different circumstances-just another old pro seeing his days out on a nice wedge courteosy of the toon.

Jesus wept........I thought it was gonna break into some John Barnes freestyling at one point.

You bell-end!

Wubble

Had on. I hope you two aren't going drinking in Manc without me Aye. To absent friends tbh. And Cath.

You, me and a thousand nubile young ladies dont understand the description Seriously though, I don't understand the origins of it. Though I can testify that any references to Peasepud would shirley be more apt on the back of a bus. He's got the same nose as David O'Leary, and it's werepiggish. David O Leary looks like a tortoise tbh. Are you saying Pete has a turtle's head?

Ruby, some cans and a night in tonight I think seeing as I'm meeting 'Mary Poppins' for a drink the morra.

You, me and a thousand nubile young ladies dont understand the description Seriously though, I don't understand the origins of it. Though I can testify that any references to Peasepud would shirley be more apt on the back of a bus.

Sorry to come over like a spack....but why is Pete a 'werepig'? I think I must have missed the explanation.

If you don't like AC/DC then you must be a screaming great queen tbh And since Brian Johnson is a geordie they also fullfill the Fat Fred qualifications to be played at St. James and FYI AC/DC are not and never have been metal and they'd knack you for getting it wrong, they're hard rock as you well know Not my thing clearly, but doesn't the lead singer squeal and screech like he's got his balls in a vice? That's heavy metal. Since he's a hard as nails geordie then it would take more than his balls in a vice to make him do that...he does it by choice! But, yes, he sings with a above average pitch! Sounds like a wanking jap tbh. And how did you become so familiar with the sound of wanking japs? Half of the internet is wanking Japs man! Jimbo will send you a few thousand links. Those crazy nippons!* *not a racist What's the other half then, i haven't come across any wanking japs yet...as it were! The other half is, by and large, racist posts by Gemmill.

The treatment of Shola has been completely shocking, but then to be fair Shola can't have too many complaints cos he must know he has only been able to have a career at the club because we've been so fucking desparate during his time here.

If you don't like AC/DC then you must be a screaming great queen tbh And since Brian Johnson is a geordie they also fullfill the Fat Fred qualifications to be played at St. James and FYI AC/DC are not and never have been metal and they'd knack you for getting it wrong, they're hard rock as you well know Not my thing clearly, but doesn't the lead singer squeal and screech like he's got his balls in a vice? That's heavy metal. Since he's a hard as nails geordie then it would take more than his balls in a vice to make him do that...he does it by choice! But, yes, he sings with a above average pitch! Sounds like a wanking jap tbh. And how did you become so familiar with the sound of wanking japs? Half of the internet is wanking Japs man! Jimbo will send you a few thousand links. Those crazy nippons!* *not a racist

I'm sure hips jnr would debate that with you I can't believe that the amount of studying which he does is the same as was required in times gone by. He never stops and he is quite a bright lad, so the amount he does is not through difficulty to understand what is required. Cool your hips man! What I said isn't the same as saying your son isnt clever! He's clearly very conscienscious! Dees hips iz cooool, mon When I posted that schpeel, I couldn't believe I was defending a fucking student!!!! Remind me to give him a belt when he gets in! btw I wasn't defending his intelligence for one second, I just meant that for all these comments I hear on tv and radio regarding A levels getting easier, I can't recall my sisters (all uber qualified) doing half as much work as my son. I do get the impression though that a lot of what he is required to do is actually down to lazy teachers as since the advent of tinternet, the methods of teaching both he and my daughter heavily involve hours on-line. Studying, I might add, as opposed to looking at porn or MSN. For what it's worth, my view is (and it's only conjecture on my part) the standards of A-Levels have dropped slightly down the years but conversely, pupils study harder these days as they are more conscientious as competition is more fierce. Consequently I dont actually have any issue with the fact that (in my view) the exams are easier. I think the kids deserve what they get for their very hard work.

What tier are you in tomorrow mate? Barcelona is great, but the times I've been it's always fucking rained. Not sure yet mate-tks are through but I didnt check the tier. What time you getting in? I've got me nephew and missus in tow for the match but will be freed up afterwards if you're stopping in town?

If you don't like AC/DC then you must be a screaming great queen tbh And since Brian Johnson is a geordie they also fullfill the Fat Fred qualifications to be played at St. James and FYI AC/DC are not and never have been metal and they'd knack you for getting it wrong, they're hard rock as you well know Not my thing clearly, but doesn't the lead singer squeal and screech like he's got his balls in a vice? That's heavy metal. Since he's a hard as nails geordie then it would take more than his balls in a vice to make him do that...he does it by choice! But, yes, he sings with a above average pitch! Sounds like a wanking jap tbh.

I'm sure hips jnr would debate that with you I can't believe that the amount of studying which he does is the same as was required in times gone by. He never stops and he is quite a bright lad, so the amount he does is not through difficulty to understand what is required. Cool your hips man! What I said isn't the same as saying your son isnt clever! He's clearly very conscienscious!

Thats a good back line that tbh, pushing out together and all appealing.

The old dears love a fruit. Which he's not.

If you post in that thread again you want your head examining tbh. For tumours? I'll set 'em up and you knock 'em down, son!