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Jesus, that's sad news. Never saw his best work on the SMB but he was canny funny on here back in the day. RIP.

Alex should fit in nicely over there. He can claim he's had his hair blown off by a bomb during the troubles.

Amen to that, brother. Testify tbh. Also I'm not keen on this 'I dont wash my hands cos my cock is clean' business. Fact is I'd hope your cock is clean but I still dont want to be touching it. So wipe your fucking hands and stop leaving your cockprints everywhere ffs. PS reading back that last bit looks as tho it was directed at Scott, but it wasnt. I'd just quoted him above. It was directed at the SAVAGES in this thread.

A funeral in Middelsborough? Does it get any worse? I've gotta do some food shopping later and try not to spend too much money as I'm off to Manc land for the match on Sunday. Watching us get slaughtered at Old Trafford probably comes close tbh. True! It'll be good craic though, got a few mates at Uni who are Man Utd fans and will be at the match.... Have a few drinks, sing our hearts out and hope for the best I say! How does that make it better? Surely thats the only thing that could make it worse......having a load of dickheads laughing at you before and afterwards too.

Spongebob is seething.

Spice Girls with guitars tbh. Woah there boys, I am not saying it was the best concert I had been to, I was merely correcting the manc mag. Oasis first album was a classic, sadly they quickly disappeared into pub rock boringness very quickly Wasn't having a go Spongey. And I loved Oasis first album. But after that they have turned into Status Quo. The first two albums were sound tbf, imo. No argument.

Spice Girls with guitars tbh. Woah there boys, I am not saying it was the best concert I had been to, I was merely correcting the manc mag. Oasis first album was a classic, sadly they quickly disappeared into pub rock boringness very quickly Horse shit tbf. Theres always a debate about which was the better of the first two albums (which will never be resolved) but the important fact was they followed the genius of Definitely Maybe up with the genius of Whats the Story....instead of disappearing up their arses. Thats the toughest trick to pull off in music and by 1996 they were the finished article. Proven. All down hill from there. PS Yours was also a London gig so that counts it out almost instantaneously.

I think the article I read a while ago mentioned that as well. Aye I've read that as well. I've got it down as a FACTAMUNDO so don't even bother trying to dispute it, Renton. So you believe everything you read do you? When in doubt my authority transcends all others - remember that. I'll kick you in the bollocks. Transcend THAT. Righto. Btw, CAN A MOD CHNGE GEMMILL'S SIG please? Quoted for truth, as the saying goes.

Oasis at Maine Road. I imagine you'll want to delete your post now tbh. Coldplay were alreet when I saw them too. I wish I'd gone to the one at the COM Stadium last year to be honest, that would have been ace. Nah. Maine Road tbh. At their peak! Surely you mean "well past their peak" 1996 man woman man!!!! Whats the story just released. Home town. Their club. Lots of anti-red jibes. Cant top it.

Oasis at Maine Road. I imagine you'll want to delete your post now tbh. Coldplay were alreet when I saw them too. I wish I'd gone to the one at the COM Stadium last year to be honest, that would have been ace. Nah. Maine Road tbh. At their peak! Oh, don't worry mate, I'm still jealous as fook.

Gemmill's hairstyle isnt as good as Rocky Dennis'

Oasis at Maine Road. I imagine you'll want to delete your post now tbh. Coldplay were alreet when I saw them too. I wish I'd gone to the one at the COM Stadium last year to be honest, that would have been ace. Nah. Maine Road tbh. At their peak!

Oasis at Maine Road. I imagine you'll want to delete your post now tbh. Coldplay were alreet when I saw them too.

Was the second joke originally a joke then?

Wants locking in a cage tbf. Works for the polis now apparently. The long pissy arm of the law.

Dave fucking hobit-dancing to Sheryl Crow man! You couldnt make it up.

So did I, which is what I thought people were talking about at first. Could get quite messy if you don't raise the lid (actually reminds me of a student joke I once did - putting sellophane over the toilet in the girls' toilet, but that's another matter). As for my personal hate, it's people who don't wash their hands afterwards (i.e most people I find) - you scruffy, dirty, bastards. Aye, that is minging. At work the number of people that come straight out of a cubicle, having had a shit and walk straight out the door! Dirty bastards!? After a piss is bad enough, but a shit? Animals. People always think that but its surely worse the other way round. Unless you are pretty hopeless it should only be the tpilet paper getting anywhere near "the area" and not your hand, but with a piss you've had your hand on your cock! Though they do say that you actually put far more germs from your hand onto your cock than the other way round, so technically you should wash before and after a piss! Nah, flushing the bog, shifting the seat up and down, locking and unlocking the cubicle door, all of which have been touched by other people's FILTH! Either way it's absolutely minging like. Anyway, I'm eating my lunch, can we stop talking about this stuff please. In the foof factory where I used to work when going to the toilet you had to 1 wash your hands on the way into the toilet, using a knee activated tap ( leave it Gman ) 2 wash your hand after your doings (inside washroom) 3 wash your hands once out of washroom using knee activated tap They recognised doors and such were covered with bacteria Foof factory? In the place I worked at in America, basically NO ONE washed their hands, shit or piss, so I used to open the door using a bit of tissue to avoid having to get the filthy bastards' germs on my hands after washing them. A bit Howard Hughes, but it was worth it for the piece of mind. Peace of mind. Quick to give everyone a piece of your mind yet you can't even spell. Probably typing with shit all over your fingers.

tbh PMt tbh. PMsl

Jesus wept.

There are 87 examples over the last decade. Shame you are blind to evidence mind ....... 86 actually. Remember we're joint 5th with Aston Villa. Which puts Shepherd on a par with Doug Ellis, something which you are studiously avoiding having to own up to by refusing to set foot in that thread where your silly 5th best on average argument was pulled to bits. They've won a trophy in the last 10 years though, which puts them above us in a 'goal difference' scenario. Not that trophies seem to mean owt to LM like, in these sorts of arguments.

The Scots can have independence everywhere down as far as Leeds tbf.

Surely the Muslims should have had a name check by now? And what about the blacks? there.....that should cover both nicely!

D'you think there are more Chinese than Japanese or vice versa? Or could it be a Thai?

Nice one Watson San! Who's the new missus then? The one I've seen or have you been busy again since then?

Sort your sig out you complete FUCKING LIAR!