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I remember when A-Levels were still hard. Shows I'm getting on.

If you post in that thread again you want your head examining tbh.

All metal and all hard rock is shit tbh. Doesn't warrant discussion.

Yeah, but you're only allowed to delete ONE post, not half your entire post count. Very true.

A measure of how bad Gemmill's post are tbh-he'd delete that over any of his racist filth.

Aye all the best to your aunt! When I was 17 it was a very good year. It was a very good year for small town girls and soft summer nights tbh.

Eh? I used to have one but the wheels fell off.

Eh? The girl climbed out of a window, apparently.

And I thought Renton calling them spades was bad! Appalling! Eh? Gemmill's got it in for the black's this week, thats all.

Basically just told them I want Monday off and not as leave neither but still want paying tbh. Too scared to say no.

Irish bloke is making a FORTUNE exporting half pound bags of Irish soil to the US for $15 a pop for scattering on the graves of Irish-Americans. He was on 5 Live last week. I'd have thought that was prohibited to be honest, given how rigourous the US Customs are re bringing fruit/foodstuffs etc from foreign countries. Same contamination principles at the end of the day. Mind you this guy was Irish so wheres the harm in that tbf? Aye he worked out how to get round the regulations. He wouldn't say how for obvious reasons, but it's all kosher. The old blarney tbh. And if that didnt work then threaten a gipsy curse.

Irish bloke is making a FORTUNE exporting half pound bags of Irish soil to the US for $15 a pop for scattering on the graves of Irish-Americans. He was on 5 Live last week. I'd have thought that was prohibited to be honest, given how rigourous the US Customs are re bringing fruit/foodstuffs etc from foreign countries. Same contamination principles at the end of the day. Mind you this guy was Irish so wheres the harm in that tbf?

Has he sat you all down for 'that conversation' yet, Dave?

The Northumbrian only listens to Lindisfarne and the Lighthouse Family. Bryan Ferry's from Sunderland apparently so he doesnt get any play.

I prefered Espanol's old ground in the middle of town but then I'm more bona fide than you tbf.

Dear God Don't roll your eyes at me, beehatch. Is that the door on an apiary? Oh beehive!

Not arsed what he reckons, the turnip headed fuckwit.

The help is being sought presently though you gimp. And stop shitting it from posh bairns.

Genuine 'world city' in the true sense; not even a capital city and all the better for it.

Souness-Heart condition Roeder-Brain Tumour Robson-dementia and heart condition Keegan-grey hair We've turned into home for managerial convalescents.

South of the Tyne even, although I realise that means little to you. Silence, Kojak!

Ah thats where the old "stick out a stray leg" trick works a treat, nothing better than seeing a pre-pubescent child fall flat on their nose, especially the posh ones. Elbows out works wonders as well like, as they tend to be elbow height and they can't prove you did it on purpose. I get bollocked off the Mrs in situations like this, because I can't keep my mouth shut. I get it off my mother who is the undisputed champ of making parents who can't keep their kids under control smaller than Gemmills chinese mouse dick.

Shouldnt be allowed to perform outside of the north east tbh.

That'd only amount to two mint humbugs and a quality street at Woolworths, the fucking robdogs!