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come on then - spill the beans! 169545[/snapback] That one off Two Pints of Lager tbh. Rancid. My mam went out with Andy Scott - lead guitar from the Sweet. (Blockbuster, Ballroom Blitz etc etc) Played footy with Wes Brown and Jon Macken. Me, not me mam.

And the one with chives in it looks like they just scraped a years worth of growth from under an elderly tramp's foreskin. 169541[/snapback] too far.

I'm sure I said "defcon marmite", deathcon sounds like an annual get together of sulky teenagers. What was I on about, anyway? 169478[/snapback] Edited! Fuck-I hadnt even noticed the misspelling. Must have had my mind on other things It was in response to (I think) Wacky Jnr's rebuke to his missus when she does something out of line-ie smears bread and flora on her face. He'd just revealed that she'd displayed a particular disobedience and that was your response.

Looks like he was poured into that jersey.

On my workout playlist. 169470[/snapback] What else ya got on there? 9to5, Dolly Parton? 169473[/snapback] Incidentally, I'm not crediting my new sig. Just FYI.

On my workout playlist. 169470[/snapback] What else ya got on there? 9to5, Dolly Parton?

One is cheese, one isn't 169456[/snapback] Bingo. 169457[/snapback] Which ones which though, smartarse?

Quality that like. Got it on a couple of discs.

Could be..... Have you ever noticed how often he seems to really scuff the ball when he scores? Not that he's done badly out of it mind..... 169449[/snapback] In all seriousness, that is a symptom of being fat. Timing being out ever so slightly. Like you say tho, hardly done bad out of it. Would still be an awful signing, mind.

A belated happy birthday to Karl!

I reckon this Meenzer's bent if you ask me.

Yes but not with pineapple you fucking deviant!

5 pints of vodka.

Move down from the face and there's a couple of things that might swing you. Well, maybe not you. 169391[/snapback] My god, do you mean you'd sleep with a lass even if you thought she had an ugly face as long as her body was ok? 169395[/snapback] You've never seen wor lass have you? 169398[/snapback] lets hope she doesnt read that 169400[/snapback] His lass isn't even arsed about the ok body bit 169403[/snapback]

Have a fucking word with yourself!

SMO's blatantly had a lot worse, I'll say that much.

Happy Birthday Renton!

You've blatantly done worse 169122[/snapback] Not a fucking chance! I have a impeccable hitlist my friend. 169134[/snapback] Speaking of my hitlist, I was clearing out a load of stuff from my dad's he other week and stumbled across a couple of photos of 2 of my ex's in various states of undress. Both are stunners and I took them on different holidayd we went on, one to the Bahamas and one in Greece. So I swiped them and they are curently hiding under my boot where the spare wheel is kept. Plan is to pass them on to Wacky who'll scan them then send me the image so's I can share them with you all. Just have to get round to it. 169162[/snapback] It's what they would have wanted tbh. Incidentally, you're bragging's worse than J69's at the mo so you're under pressure to come up with some hard evidence here. fnarr fnarr. 169263[/snapback] Don't worry my evidence will make you hard son, just picture me spunking all over their faces and you'll get even harder no doubt! One of them would have wanted it and the other has no remote possibility of being anywhere near a pc to be able to see she's cyber-famous! I can out brag J69 any day of the week tbh. 169295[/snapback] I have a morbid curiosity to know why one of them has no possibility of accessing a PC? Is she 1. Dead 2. A bit 'special' 3. 50 Cent

Me too! Truly, we are the butt-buddies of the devil himself. Fiiiine song though. 169280[/snapback] Oh get in my arms you big lug! Hadnt heard it for ages-wicked song. Puts me in the mood for a bit of Rufus Wainwright-Hallelujah

You've blatantly done worse 169122[/snapback] Not a fucking chance! I have a impeccable hitlist my friend. 169134[/snapback] Speaking of my hitlist, I was clearing out a load of stuff from my dad's he other week and stumbled across a couple of photos of 2 of my ex's in various states of undress. Both are stunners and I took them on different holidayd we went on, one to the Bahamas and one in Greece. So I swiped them and they are curently hiding under my boot where the spare wheel is kept. Plan is to pass them on to Wacky who'll scan them then send me the image so's I can share them with you all. Just have to get round to it. 169162[/snapback] It's what they would have wanted tbh. Incidentally, you're bragging's worse than J69's at the mo so you're under pressure to come up with some hard evidence here. fnarr fnarr.

Nick Cave: Into my Arms Dixie Cups: Iko IKo

Cath has nads? 169214[/snapback] Keeps Gemmill's in her handbag tbh. On a serious note though, isnt there more chance of contracting an ailment at Lourdes than being cured? Not an STD obviously, but say something contagious. I wouldnt want to be dipping my nads in the waters after SLP had been cooling his Thunderclap Newman in there.

He like a dwarf with a sore head at the minute like. 169165[/snapback] Is it dwarfs with the oversized heads? 169172[/snapback] He's got a bit of a pea head tbh with a cracking pair of bugs bunny front teeth to go with it. 169173[/snapback] Fuckin hell man! Obviously theyre a bit of a pain for you, but I bet he's glad of the advent of telephone interviews tbh.

He like a dwarf with a sore head at the minute like. 169165[/snapback] Is it dwarfs with the oversized heads?

Happy Birthday to you! ....a lorra lorra happy returns!