RobElliott

We have one Isak Haydem. Absolutely cracking player, destined for huge things, European experience and developed in Arsenals academy. Would be sad to see him go tbh

He is nee Shola!

For Chelsea, an extra 10 points in the league For us, relegation to the Conference and the stadium demolished

I was supposed to finish work at 4 but just finished now and Im sure I had a better time at work than watching England!

I had some funky cheese last night and ended up dreaming that we signed Ravel Morrison as a free as our marquee signing... so much so I wasn't sure if it was reality or not. Thankfully not

Right, trying to plan a trip on the offchance we can get tickets for me and the wee man. Im reading its easier to get tickets in the family enclosure but is the atmosphere / view shite from there? Dont fancy being in a food fight for the duration Dont think we can afford platinum but will see, its the not knowing if the match will be moved and booking flights a couple of weeks in advance thats the real ballache...

And a chance to relegate Everton on the final day eh @Gemmill

Seeing all of these clickbait headlines "Mandy issues 2 word reply to Gordon tweet before Euros" are boiling my piss Mandy: "Good luck" Toontastic member issues one word welcome to new member: "Cunt"

Im going to try to get to a match next season with the wee lad (6). Is the one paid membership enough or does he have to sign up as well?

Nice, thats an extra £10,000 in the PSR transfer kitty!

Think the scouting team overheard Mrs Wykiki saying our new striker should have a crock like wilson. Makes sense why we are being linked with DCL?

We should get the expert cunts on RTG to confirm if it is an Ostrich or an emu, or a kittiwake.

Must be marras from Durham trying to take over

Ah the Eni Aluko approach to transfer negotiations

Thought Merino was a great player at the wrong time for us with us beinf a shambles. Imagine he would have been a Rolls Royce player if he had a season or two under Eddie.

The more I read about Spors, the more I think he would be s good hire. Can we hire him if we already have a cunt sitting on gardening leave and still getting paid for the foreseeable?

Really hope Bruno doesn't leave with no Europe, but if he does go for £100m, means we could likely spend north of £200m with FFP and fees spread out over 4 years

So what you are saying is that a draw at 90 mins and city to lose will still see us through seeing they have already qualified for Europe?

That's usually what he looks like walking home from wykiki Manor at 11am in the morning

What's this flick chap like who looks to be the new Barca manager?

Hardly, 116 charges now

This won't end well for Ashworth. He has been shown to have breached contract so if he ever leaves Man U he will find it a lot tougher to get another job at the same level due to prior conduct

How much would you pay to spend an evening with Callum Wilson?