RobElliott

Hoping to watch Man U vs Bayern with the wee man for a bit of comedy this evening plus after match drama / bedwetting from pundits

We need Brian Moore from the rugby to come in and commentate... Totally unbiased

Gavin Peacock is completely wrong and I'm a Christian but then again I'm not grifting We need better punditry full stop, whether that's male, female or moose.

Aye, for me I've got misophonia and aside from sounds like noisy eating (which is by far the worst trigger for me) another one is very high pitched voices which some female commentators can trigger when there is goalmouth action etc. So sometimes I have to switch off. Then again, you have arseholes like "Fletch" who I can't listen to either, just because they are arseholes. Maybe I'm just an old fecker. 😂 End of the day the best people should get the job, whether it's men or women, not filling it with the likes of your Michael Owen etc but your John Motsons, Barry Davies, Gabby Logan's and Laura Woods.

Solanke is having a good game, as is Maguire Id dare say he would be a better option as a 3rd choice compared to what Chris Wood was?

New personalised ads showing now marra

Jurgen Stropp!

Wordsmiths the lot of them! Just rolls off the tongue! If you put a gun to my head I wouldn't know any of their songs

Heard the mackems are after Willi Wacker from the German 3rd division. Was a big fan of Adam Johnston during his spell there.

Joke In Ear: Which one of you cunts is Simon Bird??

FYP

Eddie will be using Keith and Exiles Twitter posts as motivation pre match His main season priority will be to put an end to the 6 in a row marra, probably CL qualification will have to go on the back burner

Is he wearing old grandpa PJs in that livestream?

Thats a lot of effort for 3,000 likes on Twatter

Whoever had a curry and fecked up the onboard toilet on the train to put the whole train and line out of action, we salute you!

Id say Tonali could be pushing Barnes in a wheelchair down the wing to hoy insults at Anthony from 60 mins onwards

Didnt know wykiki was a ref

I've just started to watch the Walking dead (late to the party I know), did they pitch that series as a representation of an away day to Sunderland?

Really proud of the lads tonight, Miley is a great prospect. Just remembered it is almost 2 years to the day when Ciaran Clark got himself sent off Vs Norwich City and us languishing in the relegation zone!

Permutations... We beat Milan and Dortmund avoid defeat at PSG and we qualify for the CL KO stages. Very doable Draw Vs Milan and we go into the Europa

Just need a draw and we are in the Europa League, I would have taken that before a ball was kicked in the CL considering our group. Another couple of years and we will be swatting these teams away city style

Popes kicking is shocking

RTE2 in Ireland to be sure

Their U18s are playing Wolves U18s, who are you going to be cheering for?

Hembarrassing