RobElliott

Was that before or after you started talking about naming conventions?

Has anyone asked him to say the word pelanty? That's the only true measure against Waddle

Knowing our luck they will both be away legs.

I heard the difference will be for the personal security entouage for Adam Pearson as he is a marked man in Mordor. Bit like the hobbits making their way to Mount Doom

Looking at the CL draw and there are some mighty strong teams in pot 1. Think if we had got through our options would have been Atletico, Bayern, Ream Madrid, Barcelona, Real Sociedad. Just seen PSG just drew Sociedad!

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Miggy runs his ass off but it drives me nuts seeing him cut back every time. The opposition gets that extra couple of seconds to get back and we lose an opportunity. It was great when he was scoring worldwide every week

Since Wilson is playing Isak is on the rota for Mrs Wykiki

They just re-use the wedding invite cards marra as printers haven't reached Mordor yet

When you think about it, the list of fixtures at the start of the season, the CL group opponents and our opponents in the Carabao Cup it's nothing short of magnificent the tune Eddie has got out of the players.

I don't want Bruno to leave in the slightest but if he does go for £100m we could in theory spunk £500m on new players by spreading over 5 years. He took a chance on us when we could have been relegated so I think he will stay. He is idolised here and his Mrs seems to love it here too. Not that we would be that foolish to spunk £500m but it would open so many doors financially. Besides, once we get everyone back Europe is very manageable with the squad we have

I see Lauren James has been getting abuse online after stamping on another player but didn't see the footage. Did she not get sent off too in the WC in the summer for stamping?

Farage meeting the GB news staff like the awkward staff meeting Prince Phillip but with less racism

Is this contact a Mr Sean Casey? You would think Kalvin Phillips would have enough money to be able to get a detached house

If Burn is back does he start (or sub on for) CB or LB?

Quintuple, We have a chance to win NE Top Dogs if we can overcome the odds and beat our incestous neighbours in the FA Cup. Tall ask mind you

Would love to hear what Brian Moore would think of Popes kicking...

Hoping to watch Man U vs Bayern with the wee man for a bit of comedy this evening plus after match drama / bedwetting from pundits

We need Brian Moore from the rugby to come in and commentate... Totally unbiased

Gavin Peacock is completely wrong and I'm a Christian but then again I'm not grifting We need better punditry full stop, whether that's male, female or moose.

Aye, for me I've got misophonia and aside from sounds like noisy eating (which is by far the worst trigger for me) another one is very high pitched voices which some female commentators can trigger when there is goalmouth action etc. So sometimes I have to switch off. Then again, you have arseholes like "Fletch" who I can't listen to either, just because they are arseholes. Maybe I'm just an old fecker. 😂 End of the day the best people should get the job, whether it's men or women, not filling it with the likes of your Michael Owen etc but your John Motsons, Barry Davies, Gabby Logan's and Laura Woods.

Solanke is having a good game, as is Maguire Id dare say he would be a better option as a 3rd choice compared to what Chris Wood was?

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Jurgen Stropp!

Wordsmiths the lot of them! Just rolls off the tongue! If you put a gun to my head I wouldn't know any of their songs