RobElliott

Am in but seats flash when i go to select?

Starting to see how shite a system this is. Logged in just after 9:30 and in the queue at number 13800! Dont think Ill be getting any tickets...

Hows the beer can did ya say?

The marras are doing their best to catch up with the rest of civilization. The knuckle draggers in Mordor have only just gathered enough shiny pebbles and seeds to buy their first car

Anyone checked his betting habits?

Sounds like an accountancy firm

Is it part of the job description of being an England RB that you cant resist other blart? Maybe thats what Southgate had been asking Walker / Trippier to do last season as a bit of friendly in-team competition to see who could get the most.

Im in the departure lounge from Barcelona and Lamine Yamal currently listening to Spaniel Ears. Yamal is wearing a retro toon top with Marcelino on the back, looks like the transfer window is hotting up!

Managed to get into the ballot. The system took as long to let me apply as it did for St Maximin to get up after falling over after a full pitch dribble with no end product

Right so Ive signed me and the lad up for memberships, paid and all now the frigger is telling me I cant enter ballots. Maybe Kath the tea lady has went home and will push the approve button in the morning

Aye, surname was Ciggi

Reform UK voter then, but what position does he play?

Ashworth found this VAR official on a recent scouting trip in April and refurbishment of an office for them at Mould Trafford should be ready mid august 😀

Obviously watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy back to back to show Mitchell what strong characters we have had at the club with an example of Fraser and Ritchie were carrying the ring to Mt Doom.

Harris has been Biden her time

Is this shite patter a way for the Spanish to try to get the tourism levels down?

To be sure to be sure Mr Casey

Heard Mitchell was working for us well before he was signed as he was unattached. makes sense as he only came in after the rat went to Man U to be their DoF, maybe if we had Mitchell in then it would have weakened our bargaining position? No idea

Havent fully thought out the Howe comments yet but my gut is that Eddie will probably move on at some point this season unless its a stellar season. Long term though, how long can the players keep up the intensity that Eddie demands? I love Eddie and hope he stays, but think that there will be tension from board down over Eddies loyalty to the likes of Wilson who is constantly injured. Im over the moon that we still have Bruno, Big Joe and Isak and they all seem to be happy. Huge plus as I didnt have much hopes of Bruno still being here, and Id say a lot of that is down to the excellent relationships the players have with Eddie. All we can do is wait and see, 1 month until the start of the new season hopefully one or two new faces in before then.

Aye, ask the missus if she can go on top for a few months to save his hammys for the weekends

* Mrs wykiki enters the chat

Always thought Duncan Edwards was supposed to be the best English player ever, albeit with a life cut tragically short

Gaz wanted to have a feel of Gordons missus's whammers and Gordon said no

I'd say if he had died it would have kicked off a civil war in the US?