Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Nee knickers?

Going in a couple of weeks to visit the Natural History, Science, and British museums, and take some photos. Been on the Eye when it first opened, might do it again if you can go on during the evening.

Purple

They might even lose their virginity now.

Wondered how long it was going to take you to show your true colours Hova/Thompers again by any chance?

Be interested to hear Burch's opinion on this...

Isn't it Predator where one of the troops is shaving with a bic disposable all the time?

Within his rights imo. Although I do think the concert goers should get a full refund.

FYP

As predictable as it is disgusting. Celtic officials had apparently asked Falkirk earlier in the week if they'd have a minutes applause instead because they knew their knuckle-dragging following wouldn't respect the silence. Should be made to play behind closed doors this time next year.

It combines elements of David Brent, Alan Partridge and Alan Johnson (the Peep Show one, not the mp). And sexy secretaries. So I approve.

Don't worry Rob, Snakey's actually a dole waller who's too lazy to look for his own wank fodder, that's the truth behind this thread. Yes, but mine is more specialised I think it's only fair if Snakehips does sign up to any of these sites he shares his password with us.

You're joking! With a free bar over the course of three days in a swanky hotel, there's more chance of KD posting a funny pic on here than getting admitted to this soiree. Bah! I'm almost tempted to withhold this then: NSFW

Why was there no mask? Said on the FLS that it was against league rules now, but I reckon its been that long since he scored he's embarrassed to keep tucking it in his shorts every game.

Go fuck yourself Llambias.

The secretary look does it for me Snakey, any spare tickets for your conference?

Maybe so, but the idea that not doing so is shamefully disrespectful boils my piss. The dead of the world wars gave their lives so we could have that choice. I think showing some form of respect for that once a year is fair enough like. So you think the players were being disrespectful? You must think that, they were literally laughing in the faces of millions of dead? Incidentally, there are reasons poppies aren't worn by footballers, why do you think some clubs get them sewn in? You can think about it for as long as you like. What are you on about? I said I bet the players wear them on their everyday clothes. I reckon most decent people do.

Reckon Haye has done enough despite the biased judges.

I want him to say "I must break you..." "If he dies..... he dies"

Five past twelve.

Maybe so, but the idea that not doing so is shamefully disrespectful boils my piss. The dead of the world wars gave their lives so we could have that choice. I think showing some form of respect for that once a year is fair enough like.

It would've been a nice gesture to have poppies sewn on the kits, but I bet the individual players were wearing them pre/post match on their suits. Hope so anyway.