Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I take it Hirvonen has to finish ahead of him to claim the title?

Are Torres and Stevie Me going to be fit? I'd love Owen to crock Torres, score a hat-trick at the kop end, and celebrate by wiping his cock on a 'justice' banner.

Is Loeb winning?

What's happened to David Kelly?

I'm amazed Dickov is only 36, he seems so have been around for ever. He's up there with Speedie, Bellamy and Wise as footballs worst sufferers of little man syndrome.

Without a massively powerful engine, it'll be very difficult for a privateer team like Williams to get back to the very top because they're at such a financial disadvantage. But you never know, they could 'do a Brawn'.

I think Williams will go the Cosworth route too. And I still think Renault are missing a trick by not re-branding customer engines as Nissan after crashgate.

Poor article tbh. If the Hamilton/Button story was to come off, Schumacher would have to return to Ferrari so we could have two British 'goody' world champions against two foreign 'baddy' champs.

You don't seem to get player-managers these days do you? Suppose the pressure of modern management doesn't fit with the fitness required to play at a decent level.

I've got a small form Dell. Does the job and nice and neat.

Nicola Foulston, I'd forgotten all about her.

Not a racist though

And Silverstone bought the company that ran Brands?

If you'd maintained a dignified silence in this thread I reckon you have about half the number of votes you've got now.

Donington have fail to come up with the finances for the redevelopment work, casting the future of the British GP into doubt again.

The thieves have still got Carlsberg on theirs haven't they? What about Ocean Finance? There is a geordie connection with that woman in the advert telling her son to move his "scoota"

don't take chances with your eyes Parky I've got the drops mate. Should be alright. Aye, leave it to chance eh? You've got four other senses anyway.

cuntbackability? I'd noticed the same thing. If KD could have let it go...

The guy is a repulsive idiot with repulsive and idiotic policies. If he goes on tv, shows what an idiot he is and comes across as repulsive, what's the problem?

Poundland.

Turned out to be a lot more than that. Boro agreed to pay in installments, in Euros. Because the exchange rate against the pound went to shit the final price paid was over £15m.

Liam Maher, the singer from Flowered Up died yesterday, aged 41:

He's got glaucoma. You should get some