Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Get the fuck in!!!!

Not many in Surrey, Torquay or Korea.

Righto. Of course you are kiddo... they did a poll on Talksport, and 93% of people said they wanted the barcodes to go down Must be true then

The potential relegation will come on Sunday when we send out a team of reserve, reserves.... and keep your ears open for MOTD because we will be booing our own team if they start getting on top or having to many shots!! Nonsense.

Righto.

I'll be going for a long walk on sunday between 3 and 5, phone switched off. I can't stand the tension, it has me in knots. Best go between 4-6 mate Aye, that's what I meant

I'll be going for a long walk on sunday between 3 and 5, phone switched off. I can't stand the tension, it has me in knots.

And win we some money.

I must admit, I've been wondering this week if we should've stuck with Sam a bit longer...

Play up Pompey, you bell-ringing sailor cunts!

This should be our run-out music tbh.

I've just downloaded series 1 of it, gonna start watching it tonight Let us know what its like.

Has anyone watched Breaking Bad?

Worrying that Brown is pals with ferguson, as specially as it goes without saying that there is no love lost between old puce face and Al.

They'll be penning a funeral march this week then.

Shame about Keith. Hope NUSC do help him.

Had a look into those stats Danny and it's nowhere near 40million, most of which are counted and Chelsea and Liverpool have spent more on uncounted youth than your rivals in the past 5 years fyi wow that was quick. I know it to be true so I suggest your source is flawed. You'll have no problem linking us to the figures you claim then, will you Danny? [/prepares for l-o-o-o-n-g wait]

I presume you've seen Skins? My fave series of the moment is Dexter.

One of my favourite football stats is if you added those 15 points to their previous season in the Premier League haul of 18 points, they still would've gone down.

He's done more for our club, our city, than anyone else in my (or any of our?) lifetime.

Pardon?

You're hoping this is going to put toonraider in a good mood, aren't you? I'm expecting T/R to do an Erica Roe across Wembley, if Torquay win

We've obviously been spoiled to some extent but I never rated Given as much as most people did. He was clearly a very good keeper but I don't think his command of the back line was anything to shout about and his distribution was usually average at best. He LOOKED like a good keeper from an acrobatic point of view on many occasions but I wouldn't put him in the Schmichel bracket by a long way. Bassong's had a few poorer games lately...Enrique was written off in his first season etc etc... the point I'm making is that I don't think Harper's costing us points although he seems to be the fashionable player to knock at the moment for some reason. We're on the same page re: Given but he's a class above anything I've seen in goal for us all the same. Yeah, I'm largely talking shit. Nah, I agreed with you. You're right he's become a bit of a target of abuse and you're right it's unfair as he is the least of our worries. Don't think he's the least of our worries like.. Beye or Bassong maybe, but not Harper. The worry with Beye and Bassong is will they fancy the championship?

Kris Boyd?