Dr Kenneth Noisewater

They have learnt absolutely nothing No class whatsoever.

Agreed. With a canny few up-and-coming young local lads they should have a much smaller turnover of players than we'll have with our big egos and big earners.

Milner will score a late winner to bookend Ashley's season with a beautiful irony and justify KK.

Quite a few Yorkshire/Lancs away trips.

Fuck it, so would I

I only read as far as the first under-12 saying it was all Keegans fault. Didn't take long.

This makes sense to me. I'd drop Jonas to the bench as well if we had anyone to come in for him. Headless chicken a-go-go again yesterday, blind alleys and no end product of absolutely no use to us, regardless of how much ground he covers.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire. Then back into the frying pan again. Woo-hoo!

A nice aside, but not even worth thinking about til after the mackems-pompey game.

Krul Raylor-Saylor-Kadar-A.Leftback Guthrie-Marvin Elliot-Delph-Commons Carroll Ranger

If the opportunity arises Luke, do a Shipman on him. Nothing less than he deserves.

That's how they spent their £4.5m in January. We got Nolan. Nice one (I realise I'm sounding like a stuck record with this point).

Play 'em off Keyboard Cat.

Hopefully they'll lose to Arsenal tomorrow, then spank Hull on the last day.

After it was announced Katie Price and Peter Andre are to separate, Katie said she would miss the family holidays they shared, the tv specials they filmed, and the companionship. Peter said he would miss the titwanks and watching the fat black kid walk into the wall.

Cheers Craig.

Anyone else got this or have I changed something on my profile: When I'm opening a topic its showing the first post then just a tree of the replies. On Internet Explorer all is normal??

Wish i'd known ealier about this or i'd have tried for tickets, though i read they are one of the fastest seelouts going, so you have to be quick! Be a shame there's no Humph though, won't be quite the same though the likes of Rob Brydon, Stephen Fry and i think Jeremy Hardy are good choices to fill in for him. There's a couple of pairs floating around on ebay: http://shop.ebay.co.uk/items/_W0QQ_nkwZclu...armrsZ1QQ_fromZ

FYP

Pingel ? Robert 32 Get to fuck on both accounts... Might go for Ferdinand actually.... What number was Fumaca?

Emnes has got a lot of good things about him that could be built on by AS. Finishing isn't one of them. I could be tempted by Boyd, depending on what sort of style we're going to play.

Got my tickets for the Theatre Royal recordings on the 4th June There's quite a lot of interest as it will be some of the first shows done since Humphrey Littleton died. Rob Brydon is guest host.

Tickets for 'Science' went on sale this morning. He's at the City Hall 19th and 20th October.

Had a look at it in the shop today. The front looks great but the back looks fucking ridiculous without a name & number.

Grayson will bring them up automatically next year, so long as they don't lose too many players in the summer.