Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Agree with The Fish, he does the poking fun at regional differences thing to death. The soft southern shite. Frankie Boyle, Dara O'brien, Jason Manford and Reginald D Hunter all streets ahead of him from the stand-ups I've seen in the last year or so.

Did he really though? Or was it some kind of stunt?

I'm surprised anyone still pays for texts when you can get contracts with unlimited free texts for less than £15 a month.

Nailed on I would've thought, unless Murray wins Wimbledon. He seems a genuinely cheery personality, especially after all the lean years he suffered.

Final tonight. Seems a bit of an anti-climax for some reason. Not sure if it's because its been moved forward from Wednesday or if it's because Debra got the boot at the expense of Yasmina who couldn't explain the difference between net, gross and turnover.

The reported transfer budget demand has gone down from 30 to 20 to £15million.

That's the kind of attitude that would have seen us keep Allardyce and relegated. If we're not 4-0 up by halftime they should get their P45. Forget managers, pick someone out of the crowd to pick the team at quarter to three. If they win, they get to do it again next week. Lose or draw and someone else gets picked. The failure gets kicked to death in the centre circle at half-time instead of the Crossbar Challenge.

If we finish 3rd it's pure Newcastle to fuck it up against the team that finished miles behind us in 6th.

Top. [/fucking arrogant geordies]

It's somewhere in the Loyalty or Stupidity thread, I can't be arsed to look for it though.

He said he'd leave if we went down. Lets see if he's true to his word. I won't be holding my breath.

Felix Musasa

45 mins or so according to Nation Rail Enquiries website.

People who use span instead of spun for the past tense of spin. Span is the distance or interval between two points as far as I'm concerned, you big turd.

Likewise unique. It can't be very unique, quite unique, fairly unique or a bit unique. It's either unique or it fucking isn't.

I think I read somewhere yesterday that it is. Wiki: Currently the stands behind either goal, London Road end and Moyes end (away fans), are both still terraced. However, in 1996 the new South stand was opened on Glebe road. Originally, the back gardens of the houses off Glebe Road looked out directly onto the Pitch. The South stand: 5000 London Road Terrace: 3000 Moys End Terrace: 3600 Main (north) Stand: 4000 There are plans to build a new 25000 all seater stadium on the city's embankment, these plans are still in the feasibility stage.

I think I read somewhere yesterday that it is.

How many times have you seen Zamblera, Attain?

Follow up to the John's not mad QED programme isn't it? The one where Keith Allen took them to France was hilarious: Going through customs: "BOMB!" Visiting a museum: (to the curator): "PAEDOPHILE!" To the black coach driver "NIGGER!"

I'm sure I heard on fivelive that Steve Bruce is being linked to the mackems. His mercenary reputation would be set in granite if he took that.

This: either that or Everton or Man City, at Everton he'd be in competition with Saha for who'd be injured the most. Moyes favours a one up front formation with Cahill or Fellaini playing off them. That role doesn't suit a can't-be-arsed shorty.

Not a marrowfat either... Petit pois. Bye then.

Font's wrong.

The text looks off centre and it needs the embossed edging. Why is it all in capitals when a normal badge is Capital letter-lower case? The badge and colour look about right.

Crossed my mind as well. Last thing we need is another crock tho.