Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Agreed. If people don't give the wave of christian motoring after I've given way to them I feel like chasing them down and stabbing them in the throat.

This. Frustrating? Yes. Disappointing? Yes. The end of the world? No.

Extremists of any religious persuasion are crackpots imo by the way.

Does a blow job or bum sex count?

That clingfilm over the cat-flap one is awesome

Thanks mate. Not really a matter of luck though. If you're in the bottom three after 38 games you were one of the three worst teams and can have no complains about it.

Long walk on the moors, phone switched off. I honestly can't stand the tension. I'll ring my dad at six to find out the news.

Loads of hookers. I'm told.

That's the fucker Then my work here is done, and I bid you good night. I blame Champ Man for my encyclopaedic knowledge of young English goalies of the '90s and early 2000s. Dave Watson of Barnsley and Bywater from West Ham were two others I'd always try to buy.

Stuart Taylor?

Graham Stack?

I always thought he played for Arsenal for some reason Arsenal signed him from Ipswich after the '01 season. He never established himself and went to Everton a year later, where again he was never really a regular. Did he not end up back at Ipswich?

It's a spastics board, by spastics, for spastics.

I'd be very surprised. Goalkeeper is the one area we have plenty of cover plus it would be difficult to persuade a player to move countries when we don't even know what division we will be in next season.

Welcome friend, you better not turn out to be a wind up merchant

Didn't this get deleted yesterday??

I reckon the only reason we have a panel is because it looks ridiculous without a name & number, therefore everyone will get a n&n, therefore more cash for fat ashley's back pocket. If it is a PL rule, there is no reason why the replica has to have one. When we were in the uefa when we still had a asics kit, that had a black panel for european games but the replica didn't.

How come they don't have a big shitty panel on the back of theirs ruining it?

Tum-tee-tum-tee-tum [/drums fingers]

Seems like a pretty good idea to me! ;) Perhaps give them a link to N-O as well

I reckon we're down, but I was going to say the same thing about an invasion. Every man and his dog will be coming on here and NO to have a go ;) Isn't it half-term week as well?

It's theoretically possible: We win mackems lose Boro win and Hull lose with a swing of 5 goals. EDIT: no it isn't, mackems would still have a point more than boro

You can beat a touch of Racism, still i expect no less from you lot. What's that song you sing about Park? Silly cunt. ''Park, Park, wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your home country'' It was rhetorical Tom

You can beat a touch of Racism, still i expect no less from you lot. What's that song you sing about Park? Silly cunt.