Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Darius Henderson, old fashioned number 9, popular player at the Championship clubs he's been at.

Marvin Elliott of Bristol City for a DM role?

Marvin Elliott of Bristol City for a DM role?

Have boro got an option to buy King? And might he be going to jail?

David Nugent, good CCC forward.

What's the name of the Preston player who signed for Portsmouth but never really hit it off there?

Are Rangers still willing to let Kris Boyd leave? He'd get a shit-load in the Championship.

And Fabien Delph.

What about the rotating one Jimbo?

Janu, which of those midfielders are ball winners and which are creative?

I'm actually quite excited at the prospect of signing up all these lower league, scottish and scandinavian players I've never heard of. I'm sure the novelty will have worn off by August mind. Probably by June tbh.

Likewise drivers who can't anticipate the lights changing. Red to amber, lift the clutch ready to pull away, but no, you have to brake again because the fucktard in front waits until its actually on green before hunting for first, taking the handbrake off then eventually creeping forward.

Sol Campbell is out of contract. Could he do a job at Championship level? Big, experienced, knows Al from their England days.

Another thing that's concerning me after sleeping on it: Shearer spent his entire career in the top flight, is he the man to guide us through the Championship? Would we be better off with a Curbishley or a Pardew, or an up-and-coming manager with experience at this level (such as Coyle, mentioned by Billy Castell)?

Are any of the ashley apologists still flying the flag over there? And hunting knife in the neck, nice serrated blade, in response to the op.

It is hard to get multi-millionaires to work their bollocks off, very hard. That's why the best bosses are all man-management people. I'm not sure that's Shearer's forte.

Tendering your resignation? This guy is such a cunt.

I expected a boost, the players to respond to him and turn it up a notch. They'd still be shit but they'd be motivated shit. It didn't really happen did it?

If they can't be arsed to play why should I be arsed to get angry? Like Jimbo, I'd already accepted it but it was still a disappointing way to finish. If you are bottom three after 38 games you are one of the worse sides and you do deserve to go down.

Manager Games Managed W----D-----L-----Pts.---Pts./Game Keegan------------3----------1-----1-----1-----4------1.33 Hughton-----------3----------0-----0-----3-----0------0 Kinnear-----------18---------4-----8-----6-----20----1.11 Hughton-Cald.----6---------1------2----3------5-----0.83 Shearer-----------8----------1------2----5------5-----0.63 Hmmm, so why the big clamour for Shearer to stay?

Another driving one: If you're turning right, why not pull over to the centre-line to allow cars going straight on to continue on their way rather than stopping in the middle of the road? Makes me want to ram the perpetrators into oncoming traffic.

I know you like this sort of thing HF. Can we have a table of: Games Managed/W/D/L/Points/Points-per-Game for each of KK, Hughton, Kinnear, Hughton-Calderwood and Shearer this season please?

Are we on lockdown now, re the potential piss-taking invasion?

I'm going off radar now lads, I can't stand it. Best of luck, and see you all on the other side!

Rudyard must mean 'pigeon toss' eh, Tom?