Dr Kenneth Noisewater

And the awkward bastard who wouldn't move so ended up with a motorway carriageway either side of his house.

Adjust your monitor mate nah pal, its blue and white That's because ashley would only pay for sub-standard cheap black ink, which actually looks a bit blue. Can't fault the lad for his accuracy.

Turning to rain now.

He's so good he'd been sat on his arse for four years after being sacked by two lower league teams. How did the rest of the football world miss him? We should thank our lucky stars really. And if his is too poorly to come back, I believe Mike Walker has been collecting his dole since Everton sacked him ten years ago. Got to be worth a flutter...

What is Bryan Robson's record in relegation battles? Off the top of my head, I think boro went down the season they got to both cup finals ('97?) Two or three years later they were heading for the drop again until Gibson brought Venables in over Robson's head I'm pretty sure he was the West Brom manager in their 'great escape' season but I'm not sure if he was in charge when they went down the season after. Anyone care to fill in the blanks?

I'm hungry Salma!

Wykiki avoiding this thread like the plague now I see. Soccerman seems to have disappeared now as well, thank fuck.

No Spidey mask?

You must be a regular at the reserves GL? Other than Krul I haven't seen any of them.

A step in the right direction. The players lack spirituality At least he'll have an adequate explanation as to why most of them are retards. What would he make of Joey Barton's karma? I honestly think he's a good coach, but maybe the religious nutter side of him would just give the press another stick to beat us with.

Get Hoddle in, he's running some coaching thing in Spain, he'd jump at it.

After beeing welcomed in such a friendly manner., like i said, i aint new to this place, visited for a while before joining, and pop in as a visitor most days, dont ask me why , im always logged on to N-o,.. but always logged out of this place,..it just auotomatically does it. Really didnt expect such hostility like, over a nothing post, really,...manc mag, comes across as a right tosser, too much time spent with mancs,... or he is one of em??? It takes about 3 years before someone offers you a pint in here. If Toontastic was a pub, it would be 'The Slaughtered Lamb' from American Werewolf.

I'm going with Colin Pates, Doug Rougvie and Graeme Sharpe.

What was the answer to that one?

The Teesside rumour mill is suggesting Gibson's Mrs is about to take half his money off him after finding out he's been playing away with Selina Scott. Allegedly.

Still won't stop you to repost this "joke" in a couple of weeks though... Howay man Wolfgang... I reposted the same joke twice on one occassion - gimme a break will ya? I only once tried to get a taxi to South Shields...

Keeping the profit made in the transfer window to make a bid for Lewis Hamilton in the summer I've heard.

Damn, they might get someone good. Well, less shit anyway.

Loving your new member title by the way Tom.

Mackem wind-up, got to be.

Because he's a limited defender who seems to think he's great, prone to play-acting, his faux-organising pointing and shouting at people when more often than not he's out of position himself and his always-last-man-off-the-field-shirt-off-clapping-his-hands-above-his-head routine is rather tiresome. To be fair, I don't mind this. The rest annoys me, but the thing that drives me mad is that I thought he was going to be a good premiership centre-back (which we've not had a plethora of, tbh), but he seems to have got worse as him role within the team/media has become more prominent. I think we nearly always look a better team without him than with him these days, which was the opposite when he burst onto the scene. Bit sad that the youngsters who did so well against united (ramage, taylor, huntington, and edgar) have all failed to take the next step, and have if anything regressed as they should be maturing as defenders I was going to put the more games he plays, the worse he gets but I think he's arrested the slide a little bit. At one point I was referring to him as Whiteus Bramble he was that much of a liability. You're right that we look a better team with Bassong playing centrehalf rather than him.

However the "clueless cunts" that you so highly speak of had a selection of questions agreed with the reporter, all of which were with the proviso that if they arent answered then it will be made clear in the article thats what happened. So you'll know if any of those damning ones were refused because it will say "No Comment" or the like. NUSC are money grabbing attention seeking arseholes , the idea is right but it's ran by whinging old cunts who have published nothing but cringeworthy statements through TF. sounds like you're the clueless one pal.

Because he's a limited defender who seems to think he's great, prone to play-acting, his faux-organising pointing and shouting at people when more often than not he's out of position himself and his always-last-man-off-the-field-shirt-off-clapping-his-hands-above-his-head routine is rather tiresome.

FYP FYP Have you been made chairman of the shola and taylor appreciation society today or something?

Wasn't the story that MON wasn't happy that Shepherd insisted that Shearer sat in on any interview?