Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I imagine him to be like that 'Chocolate Rain' bloke.

If he thinks being picked to represent his country is some sort of chore, he's better off well away from the squad. Not like a scouser to have a chip on his shoulder is it? Wasn't there something on Popbitch during the last World Cup that all the players families were staying in the same hotel and Carraghers brother gave John Terry's mother a seeing to? Maybe some bad feeling stems from that?

Early kick-off so the scousers can't get too drunk and steal each others tickets or storm the ground. Worst supporters in europe- OFFICIAL.

Wonder if he'll ring up Adrian Durham for a rant again?

That's got relegation six-pointer written all over it already.

We should try for Barnes. Doubt Derby will sell til at least January though.

Fuck him, he should be ashamed at turning his back on his country just because he wasn't picked for his favoured position.

Yes, I hear what you're saying, and there are similarities I suppose. But I've got a feeling Keane will be a success in management.

Yessh, for sshure.

I must admit, I like the cut of his jib.

Always knew them as 'Scranshuns', not sure about the spelling. That's what my parents call them.

He's been in shit form for about two seasons now. Has Foster gone back to Man U now?

Hope you didn't spend too much time on that Tom.

Is this on youtube or any of the other video hosting sites? I can't find it, any link much appreciated.

In the Big Brother house, using his stage-name 'Gerry'

I wished you'd stop posting, so they clearly don't.

aye i've had that. rank. never seen the world reknowned deep fried mars bars and deep fried pizzas though. are they an urban myth or what? I've had a deep-fried mars bar, think it was in Penrith. Tastes like a chocolate doughnut as the choccy and batter melt together.

A steamroller couldn't break your foot in the '48 vintage.

and:

quality.

He's got connections to Allardyce somewhere down the line hasn't he?

That's quality.

London is a great city to be fair.. as fond as I am of Newcastle, if I were a multi millionaire I know where I'd rather be. That said, I'm surprised he wants to jump ship now..maybe him and BS don't get on? London may well be the arsehole of the entire universe, I dunno why anyone would want to live there. I imagine it's a different kettle of fish when you've millions in the bank, can live in the posh bits, eat out at the posh restaurants, have VIP treatment in the posh bars etc. It's not like he's gonna need to live 2 hours out of the city and have to commute in on trains etc like your average punter. It's not difficult to see why pro footballers want to live there ahead of Newcastle tbh. Agreed. The london clubs have a massive advantage in attracting players now.

What was the score / performance like?

Boro fans didn't want to talk to me about their own match today, too busy telling me two of our goals were flukes