Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Think she was reporting on a match for fivelive this afternoon. Jackie Oatley is it?

He said Bellamy was 'a rascal' but nothing more than that. He also said Robert caused him more grief than any other player except Romario.

Don't get me wrong, I hope we do sign a creative playmaker. If said playmaker arrives and Barton returns to fitness where does that leave the midfield that started the first two games?

Don't forget Emre. Whilst he hasn't fully convinced me in the past, it might be interesting to see how he performs under Sam.

This tbh. Far from the finished product. If he can fulfil his potential he'll be a real asset.

Had a quick look at the match thread on N-O, couldn't stand it. The number of knee-jerk numptys on that site is unreal. I feel sorry for the good posters over there, you have to wade through oceans of shit to find something intelligent.

Impatient fucking imbeciles. An Allardyce team versus a Martin O'neill team was never going to be a free-flowing classic was it? The ones complaining will be the same fuckers who moaned when we conceded too many goal in games like this the last two or three seasons. As someone has already said, we would have lost that game last year.

Eleven conceded in the last two games (against the old firm, granted). Plenty of practice at picking it out the back of the net.

Followed by a burst of "Kanye is a geordie, Kanye is a geordie, la la la la, la la la la"

Please, make it stop.

They're on general sale now, so you could go to the box office in the morning. There might cash turnstiles but I'm not certain.

I keep reading the title as 'Any survivors on here?'

Damn, too slow

Alan Carr: Kanye, have you ever been to sunderland? Kanye West: I don't know what that is... Alan: Don't bother, it's a shithole. If your manager ever says you're touring sunderland say no. Kanye: (in Amy Winehouse voice) They tried to make me go to sunderland, I said no, no, no :)

2-1 Smith and Viduka

Change the names to protect the guilty.

I hope we can sort something out before they get their noses in there.

Reckon Geordie Boy Lee Clark might get this job.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/foo...icle2274356.ece

Quote from Sam:

Why do so many of the crystal meth users have scabby faces?

Are Peter and Kasper Schmeichel the first father and son to play in the Premier League era?

Looks like someone has got themselves a habit. Bit like this person:

A previous holder of the under-21 caps record, Jamie Carragher seems to think differently.