Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Where did the alleged "clear the air" and "frosty relationship" rumours come from?

No mention of Luque.

They all look the same to me [/Gemmill]

And if there is, how would a simpleton go about doing it?

Mickey Mouse's lawyer says "You can't divorce Minnie for having big teeth" Mickey replies "I didn't say she had big teeth, I said she's FUCKING GOOFY"

After reading the Leeds thread, I had a look at the league tables to see where other ex-prem teams were. Bradford are now in League 2, the fourth tier of English football. They were in the Prem up until 2001. Has any other team ever fallen so far, so quickly? I bet they wish they hadn't bothered with that big fuck-off stand at Valley Parade now. Also, Notts. Forest, former European Cup winners are languishing in League 1. Has any other European Cup winning club slipped to such a low standing?

I thought that. He constantly went on about the quality of the facilities, then Sam turns up and dismisses it as a "converted squash club"

How many times you heard that belted out at Elland Road? One of the great songs of English football, and Elland Road in terms of atmosphere was the finest arena in this country. The Leeds fans played a greater part in that 1992 title win than any other clubs fans in the last 30 years (imo). I used to love watching live games at ER in the early 90's because of the ambiance in the stadium. Was really aggressive though then. I just can't believe how this has happened so suddenly though. I think the hallmark of a great side is a backs to the wall job in a partizan stadium, and coming away victorious. One of the best performances on the 02/03 season from our point of view was at home to Leeds, we battered them, absolutely battered them, they hit us on the break twice and won 0-2, with class players some of whom have played for us since. Olivier Dacourt was immense that neet, and I come out of the ground and I thought Leeds can win the league this season. Some of you will remember the game 8 months later they finished 17th and they've been on a downward spiral since. I'm gutted for them. I remember that match clearly. They scored in the first five minutes and the last five minutes and we murdered them in between. Wasn't there a minutes silence for someone that night too? I love the rush of noise when the minute ends and everyone shouts and cheers.

I feel sorry for the giraffe too. How fast must the bike have been going to impact that far in the 4th pic of the initial post?

If that's the standard of teams who were after him, perhaps he's not as good as I'm imagining

I couldn't get that Die Hard song out of my head last week. "Yippee ki-yay, motherrrrfucker, Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker"

I'm going to assume that Wacky is Bobby That's what I thought too. I get the impression SMO has a wank fantasy about these lasses but needs someone with a bit more imagination to pad it out a bit for him. Hence, he starts a topic on here fishing for other peoples thoughts. And your thoughts are? Come on hurry up, my dick don't much harder than this! Actually I take that back, there can't be anyone on here with a more vivid imagination than you

I'm going to assume that Wacky is Bobby That's what I thought too. I get the impression SMO has a wank fantasy about these lasses but needs someone with a bit more imagination to pad it out a bit for him. Hence, he starts a topic on here fishing for other peoples thoughts.

I hope they get themselves back one day (for the fans, I hate Bates & Wise). All they've got to look forward to is a derby against Huddersfield I'd like to see Sheff Wed and Forest back in the top flight again too.

How's the job going Gemmill?

Books by author, CD's in massive piles in about 4 different locations around the house, in no particular order, many not even in the right cases.

We have a C.Shore, a T.Caddy, a Wally Pratt and a Liam Gallagher.

Consider yourself an honorary lad Radgi.

Happy birthday, wanker

Isn't he the mayor of Minnesota now?

I was pleased to have someone who can operate with their back to goal and hold the ball up. Felt we missed that last year.

Somewhere between 6th & 10th would be my guess.