Dr Kenneth Noisewater

This made me chuckle:

Was doubled up when Jez was pissing himself.

Statistics should be used like a drunk man uses a lamp post: for support rather than illumination.

Awesome. Also like this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF4i4piRS9w

What's a Greek urn? About 50 Drachmas a week. Best I could do.

If you're on about 'Being Gazza' it's a hard read. It's mostly about his mental issues.

The Gold forum is almost exclusively filled with threads about bodily functions.

There are at least a couple of emasculated pissers on here iirc.

Before opening this, I thought the poll was going to be do you sit or stand.

Over-the-counter stuff is pretty feeble. I'd go for Benylin I suppose.

Gemmill will be here shortly to remind us that not one drop of his urine has ever missed the toilet.

Their chairman has put together a shortlist of Bryan Robson, Monkeys Heed and Dave Bassett. God help them!

I had a flick through that at Waterstones today. Quite tempted, probably get it for my hols.

FACT!

That is the error I made too.

If he came here is nickname would have to be Canny Bag.

Quality comment on the radio about the one who popped his cherry: "she looked like Bobby Gillespie and sounded like Martin Jol"

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Me too. I use their tv, radio and web pages all the time and don't mind paying 30p a day or whatever it is for the privilege.

9, caught out by baseball and Moses.

I don't like that one either. Also using "span" as the past tense for spin. It's spun you thick fucker, span is the width across something.

The "bad thing" episode rules all tbh. The one where Jez locked Mark in his room and Johnson had to come and rescue him is one of my favourites too. And the one where Mark pretended he had taken an E.

"I don’t want sweet punani action, I want to take your Bishop and grind you down."

Will Friday's be the last one of this series?

After a slowish start, the last two have been quality. I'd go for the dog killing one though.