Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I wouldn't mind that scenario either. As long as its not the divine-righters I don't mind. Felt weird to be rooting for ManU tonight.

The things you have to do to get the waiters attention in some places

Some sort of Adidas 'watermark' type thing? As The Fish said, why does it deserve highlighting?

Even more breathtaking at the time. Ground breaking special effects.

Well the way it stands we're going to have one central defender (Taylor) left at the end of the season. Can we really afford to bring in three centre backs, a right back, a left back, and another striker? And we also seem to be crying out for some creativity in centre midfield. In an ideal world Bramble should be shown the door, but this isn't an ideal world. Yeah but that would mean offering him a new contract, possibly meaning he'd be here for several more years, which would be a nightmare. And I highly doubt he's on a pittance either. I'd much rather we go for the Gooch than risk keeping Bramble. I'd much rather we bought a left back, right back 3 centre halves, one central midfielder, a right winger and sorted out the Guinness in the Leazes. And how do we achieve that with a transfer budget of 5 cheese and onion pasties and 3 cheese and bacon wraps? Ask Milla Jovovich to join the board?

when i saw him i thought that aswell!! he was probably high on crack! Very moreish, prawn sandwiches.

If Titus sat on the ball he'd burst it.

Doing it again. In spades.

Aye, I've done that a couple of times. First time I was palatic and didn't really notice. The second time was in a bar I'd never been in before. Went in, thought "Blimey, these are plush bogs... carpets & mirrors and cubicles instead of a piss trough... Bollocks! I'm in the ladies". Came back out and my mates were pissing themselves. Luckily don't think anyone else noticed.

What is it?

FYP I'll be satisfied if I make 80.

Any medical expert care to explain what the hell he's going to do now then? Piss sitting down would be my prognosis.

I quite like this:

... pulled it out of his sock? did it not just happen to have blown onto the pitch? wouldn't have thought he'd have got aay with standing like a fucking lemon blowing up a balloon while Doyle is waiting to take the peno From today's Guardian: Not the first time a sportsman has hidden something in his sock. I can remember when Terrell Owens played for the San Francisco 49ers, he kept a marker pen down his sock. When he scored a touchdown he's autograph the ball before throwing it into the crowd

I reckon its his age / hormones.

the most functional english word well,its shit.Thats right shit,shit may just be the most functional word in the english language,You cansmoke shit,buy shit,sell shit,lose shit,find shit, forget shit,and tell others to eat shit. Some people know there shit,while otherscant tell the difference between shit & shineola.There are lucky shits, dumb shits,crazy shits.There is bull shit,horse shitand chickenshit.You can throw shit,sling shit,catch shit,shoot the shit,orduck when the shit hits the fan.You cangive a shit or serve shit on a shingle.You can find yourself indeep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.Some days are colder than shit,some days are hotter than shit,and some days are just plain shitty.Some music sounds like shit,things can look like shit,and there are times when you feel like shit.You can have to much shit,not enough shit,the right shit,wrong shit or a lot ofwierd shit.You can carry shit,have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.Sometimes everthing you touch turns to shit and other times you can fall into a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.When you stop to consider all the facts, its the basic building block of the english language and remember once you know your shit you dont need to know anything else! Well, shit, its time for me to go just wanted you to know that i give a shit and hope youve all had a nice day, without a bunch of shit but,if you happened to catch a load of shit- WELL SHIT HAPPENS!!! Yeah, but that don't mean shit.

Are the toys coming out of the pram because he's being told to play on the right? Diddums, Kieron you big bairn. I wouldn't mind seeing him and Titus off-loaded in the summer, they represent a lot of the bad stuff around the club the last few years. Time for a clean break.

PFA Championship Team of the Year: Matt Murray (Wolves), Graham Alexander (Preston), Gareth Bale (Southampton), Darren Moore (Derby), Curtis Davies (West Brom), Jason Koumas (West Brom), Carlos Edwards (Sunderland), Dean Whitehead (Sunderland), Diomansy Kamara (West Brom), Michael Chopra (Cardiff), Gary McSheffrey (Birmingham) A couple in there worth trying for in the summer?

Fleetwood Mac - The Chain

Me too Me three.

I really have no idea what people are talking about in regards to this? I just assumed that she had found a life away from the forum and thats why she wasn't around anymore.. Me too. Thought maybe she'd ran away to join the circus.

Having a week or two in Cornwall in July. Fancy a trip abroad later in the year too, but nothing planned.

I can't remember the details, but I think HTL once threatened me for making a joke in a serious football thread.

That text on the back of the collar is the fabric equivalent of those charvas you see with their name tattooed in a fancy font on their shoulders or forearms tbh. Other than that I quite like the shirt. Won't be buying it due to my new 'no sportswear / logos' rule though.