Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Chelsea will want to slam home the advantage tomo rrowe, I pedict we'll get raped.

Aye. It was designed in a rush, only meant for the one game, because Sheffield Wednesday's away kit still looked too much like our home, and so both sides had to wear their aways at SJP. Personally, I don't think we should have bothered and both sides should have worn their aways at Hillsborough. We had to wear our away at home, they should've as well. Of course the club soon realised it'd be a money spinner if they sold it. Horrible. Mind I wasn't a fan of any of the Asics strips we had. The Alex Mathie goal

Is Big Suze Claudia Winklemans sister? What is it about her thats big?

Stop me - The proper Smiths version. Swaggering tbh.

What happened to the folks who volunteered for the drug testing program last year that went wrong and they swelled up / lost fingers etc.? Did they get a flat-rate "I'm a drug test guinea pig" payment or were they able to sue?

Marks out of two?

A taxi driver has just been on talkSport saying he's just dropped Dein off at SJP - booooll-sheeeet!

That's a very kind offer, but I've still got my own ta.

Seem to be rumours theat Dein will be coming back on board with the american fella if/when the takeover goes through.

Who? He's a sports writer. Was at The Sun for years, think he's at the Daily Star now.

Series 5 has already been commissioned. I agree it doesn't seem as brilliant as it once was, shame. Can see the quality slipping further by the end of the nexr series. Pheonix Nights is on CH4 now, there's a show that was constantly amazing, the fact it only ran for 2 series helped like. Are they doing another Max & Paddy?

I was gutted when it looked like it was going to be axed after the last series, but I think you're right.

I would have said it would only work on a handsome Italian gent, which I assume you are not I've decided I'm too old to wear sportswear with logo on.

I wouldn't worry, it's repeated about half a dozen time through the week on the various C4 channels or you could catch it on 4oD. Tuesday 24 April 23:05 23:05 E4 Peep Show Wednesday 25 April 02:45 02:45 E4 Peep Show Thursday 26 April 00:10 00:10 Channel 4 Peep Show

I wouldn't worry, it's repeated about half a dozen time through the week on the various C4 channels or you could catch it on 4oD.

Advice taken, purchase avoided.

Reservoir Dogs. Minus the reservoir.

that's the vodkas. I don't need to get hammered to have a good night and to b honest 6 drinks fills the time nicely. I drink nice Vodka though Kenneth, adding a mixer to it is naughty. Out of curiosity, what do you drink on a friday night? Me? Nothing, I'm strictly a saturday night drinker now (if at all). I'm not a big drinker these days, but if I was going out I'd stick to cooking lager, I'm by no means a connoisseur. And if you forced me to go to a club I'd probably find Smirnoff Black Ice the least objectionable option. I think we got out wires crossed a little bit about what we meant by night out. I was thinking back to my student days of going out about eight and coming back in the small hours. I couldn't have strung four shorts out that long.

I hope not. The kids should be taken off them and they should be sterilised.

I wouldn't say the challenges were fixed, more stage-managed. I voted for the amphibious cars challenge. Comedy gold, still makes me chuckle thinking about it.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtm...23/scboyc23.xml Boycott column from six months ago. Pretty much sums it up.

The Smiths - Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before

Same here, nine right and caught out by Marge's hair.

Mark Radcliffe on Radio 2. They've given him a shit time slot and paired him up with Stuart Maconie