Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Do you still get HF and myself mixed up Renton?

A few Bramble crunchers going in yesterday, but one swallow doesn't make a summer. Giving him a new contract would be a mistake, although I wouldn't be surprised if Allardyce or Redknapp turned him into an absolute beast.

That's us fucked then.

Pulled it out of his sock? That's what radio five reported.

It would be better if you could only be nominated for either the young player or the main award wouldn't it?

Beat Liverpoo, and drew with Chelsea, Arsenal and ManU at SJP. It's just the dross we have trouble with.

I though Emre was decent today. I hope we don't crumble and offer Titus a contract on the strength of today's display tho.

Still Kimberley for me.

How cheeky was Bolton's attempt to put Kevin Doyle off yesterday when he went to take his penalty? Giannakopoulos pulled a balloon out of his sock, blew it up, then a Doyle ran up to take his kick, stamped on it. BANG! Didn't work like

"I'd give her one." Don't leave the man hanging ffs. Halle-fucking-lujah. Cheers mate, thought I'd been left high & dry on that one.

Do you live near a zoo or wildlife park Toonpack? You can get lion piss or tiger dung and put it in your garden. The local domestic kitties sense the pheromones of a much larger animal and keep their distance. No harm done

But do you use the Terry Wogan method? What's that then?

The attempted destruction of the Hi-Lux pick-up is on now.

.gniknaw potS

Mark Ronson - Version

Severance - I always thought Danny Dyer was a cock but this was alright

Just Jack - Starz In Their Eyes

The Parkmeisters - My Velocity

Reading aren't lightweights. They got where they are by effort & application.

Idlewild - No Emotion

It was national cheese on toast day on thursday and apparently the premium recipe is crusty bloomer, lancashire cheese and a dash of worcestershire sauce. I'm makink some, anyone want any?

Extremists of any persuasion should be avoided at all costs in my experience.

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