Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Mrs N got pissed as a fart at my bosses wedding yesterday. She's not usually a drinker but was on the wine steadily all day. Failed to heed my its-a-marathon-not-a-sprint warning.

His next project is to go to the South Pole, re-creating Scott of the Antarctic's journey, authentic gear from that era and everything, racing a Norweigian team. Linky

We'll have Robbie Keane off them then.

Yeah, I saw that one. He was accepted into the group after proving his manhood wasn't he? Didn't like the whipping though.

We'd probably still have to put up with the lazy scum-journalists churning out the woeful defending / kamakaze play Newcastle back four cliches.

Exactly. Been on the slide ever since the advent of the 24 hour music stations I suppose. Few good childhood memories though.

I was doing a work placement and my dad rang up to tell me, think it might have been my first day.

If any one is interested

He'll have been eclipsed by Huntington by then hopefully.

They're getting to big again for my liking. Couple of my mates have got the Nokia N80 and go on about how good the camera is. So it fucking should be, its the size of a camera! I liked the Nokia 8210 size of phone, fitted in the change pocket of your jeans, makes calls and texts. That's all you really need.

Not yet anyway. 167028[/snapback] From what I've seen, he never will be. 167032[/snapback] Couldn't agree more. Has never looked like he will be good enough IMO 167041[/snapback] I'll third that 167046[/snapback] He's not a fullback, that's plain to see. I'd be willing to give him more of a chance at centre half.

Graveson was (and hopefully still is) an excellent Premiership midfielder. He doesn't just sit in front of the back four, but drives the team forward and sets the tempo. Combining him with Parker would create a powerful engine room with potential to boss games.

Bringing Down The House. It was shit. What happened to the Steve Martin that did The Man With Two Brains, The Jerk, Lonely Guy, All Of Me, Roxanne etc?

I agree in part Gemmill, but then what else can i have that is for my team? I dont want just the words. I suppose i could have a small magpie. (though one is for sorrow and i dont want anymore of that, so i'd have to have 2) 166963[/snapback] N U F C on one set of knuckles and T U F C on the other. Classy!

Crespo, Shirley?

Michael and Spoiral are out. Bad tempered Irish one dragged the other one down tbh.

Does Igor Tudor still play for Juve? Surely he's worth buying just for the 'Canny Bag' nickname potential alone?

I know your a fan Toonraider, so I thought you might like this: Clicky You can watch clips from the current series or whole episodes. (For some reason it only worked for me if I accessed it using IE rather than my usual Firefox).

Gravesen is a decent player, but he wont be of any use to us. He's not better than parker, and we're stuffed in midfield already. 165746[/snapback] Gravesen is class, he's not just a sitting midfielder, but he drives his team forward (remember his Everton days?) Him and Parker together could be potentially devestating, really bossing games.

Does that mean we might have caught Snopes out on something? Well they said "potientially deadly little projectile", which I suppose it is if it hits an eye. 166135[/snapback] Isn't force related to momentum, which is a function of mass and velocity? Therefore, if a penny is going fast enough, it will certainly kill you. But it won't get the required speed from dropping it off a building as there will be a terminal velocity due to resistance. However, in space a speck of dust has the potential to take out a space ship iirc. 166179[/snapback] The teminal velocity was 64.43 mph and the mass was 2.5 grams. The momentum generated was enough to sting, maybe cause a little swelling but not to kill. A fleck of paint from a satellite was hit by the Space Shuttle (at around 13000 mph) and almost penetrated a window with potentially disasterous results.

Aye, that was on tonights.

Can men concentrate on a task when a girl with nice bum bends over?

Suzy is doing something for me in that uniform

Well, she wasn't in tonights but that is a lovely arse so I hope she features in the future.