Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Nowts each.

He's on the radio all the time though.

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Razzle

Where did this interview appear, link anyone?

8. The radio only picks up pirate african gospel stations. and 13. It stinks of dead rats.

Thieves got beat by Benfica.

I remember that. Wasn't it Tiscali though, not NTL?

Playschool board still down is it?

I know Ronaldo is known to carry a few extra pounds but he looks proper fat tonight. Him and Kluivert could tag-team against Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks.

We WERE going backwards. Now who's got the rose-tinters on?! 71 points, 69 points and 59 points in his last 3 seasons in charge IIRC. 98881[/snapback] Rot set in when we blew it against Belgrade. FACTILICIOUS.

Cheers for the info AF, you've been spot on in the past and I certainly appreciate it. 98880[/snapback] Agreed. AF (this AF, not the other AF ) is a good poster and certainly not a wum.

She is nowhere near being fat! I'm just watching her cooking program now on UKTVFood, the things she makes look nice, but the way she eats is starting to grate on me, does she have to eat everything she makes like a pig. 98867[/snapback] Maybe I was being unkind putting her in a 'fat' thread, especially as she is nowhere near as curvy as she used to be. I meant no disrespect, I think she's mighty fine and certainly fits into the voluptuous catergory.

I miss the Keegan era, but times change. Get over it.

It's his hamstring, not his thigh. 98817[/snapback] He'd be better off with a wooden leg tbh. Although with his luck he'd get dry rot in the fucker.

Did I say sub-Craig David? It's actually more like a poor man's Will Smith. Outstanding effort for finding it though

Odd, .com is fine for me but N-O is buggered.

Poor Woody. I was looking forward to watching him tonight. Hope it's not too serious, although thigh injuries usually are for him.

Don't Lee and Herring hate each other now? Or am I cofusing them with Newman and Baddiel?

yes no Renton is fat *makes mental note* 98349[/snapback] Big-boned. Want to get down to 13 stone if poss like, but not that bothered as long as I fit my trousers. Anyway, it's alright for a bloke to carry extra timber. 98351[/snapback] I find it easier just to buy bigger trousers these days

Looks like Stephenson's position will be looked at in the summer.

I'm with you.....and I much prefer the term "curvaceous" than fat..... 98193[/snapback] Big tits and big arses on women are much preferable than skinny anorexics. 98260[/snapback] Voluptuous is best, FACT! The hourglass figure is much better than straight up and down, much more feminine and sexy. As I've said on here I do like a bit of meat with my gravy.

It's alright, I've sorted it.

What are your views on the new set-up there, Chris Turner returning as 'Director of Sport' and Paul Stephenson running the first team? Also are IOR new on the scene or did they already own the club?

Whilst we're about it, let's have a draft system too. Every transfer window any players from the Championship wishing to play in the Prem are offered to the worst Premiership teams first.