Dr Kenneth Noisewater

One team having the title sewn-up in January is boring. Knock points of 'em or make players inelligable or ban 'em from transfers.

As Sima says, it would be a logistical nightmare to enforce world-wide, with the various layers of bureaucracy in football. Plus the fact the european employment law would probably over-ride it. I think it's a good idea and would like to see it implemented to maintain a level playing field, but I won't be holding my breath.

Why does it say 'teabag' above your badge Brock?

Brought him an apple??

Garth Crookes had to tell him off

It makes no sense. Where does he suppose the dossier has been leaked from? It's clearly made by supporters with the sole intention of bringing Hitzfeld to NUFC. Nothing sinister in that. Any how has he jumped to this betting syndicate conclusion? I can see no logic in that what so ever. Depressing really. If he's ruling out Hitzfeld and O'Neill is favorite with the FA just who does he have in mind?

We'll get Liverpoo away.

And walk like John Wayne on your way back.

but no one ever does I'm not sick but I'm not well and I'm so hot cause I'm in hell

The Hitzfeld campaign was either subliminal, insignificantly small, or non-existent tonight.

This junior school geography lesson would be more likely to find its target audience at N-O tbh.

I actually thought about that, the amount of people who seem to hate Dyer what if he ran to one of them in the crowd 96983[/snapback] Someone kissed Shola Wasn't you was it Gejon?

Refreshing to see us play patient football in the first half and dominate possession, even if it was against limited opposition. Reckon we would have had 4 or 5 if Shearer and/or Owen had been playing. Bumpong still a liability. His marking/ picking-up/ decision making is laughably bad. (well, it would be laughable if we hadn't been conned out of £8million).

Thought he was going to do a hamstring jumping the advertising hoardings.

Put in some quality balls today and tracked back to help Elliott when they brought that quick lad on at half-time. Are you watching Monsieur Robert?

I have to say, it's one of the major reasons I like this board. A bit of piss-taking is good fun, we all get it, and as an added bonus people with no sense of humour tend to leave. 96839[/snapback] In total agreement with DB

I've downloaded the first series of Peep Show in avi format. I'm after something free to convert it into vcd to stick on a cd-r and play on the dvd player. Something similar to cucusoft would be ideal (tried the trial version, seemed to work really well) but I'm not keen on paying £20 for something I'll probably never use again. Any suggestions?

Can anyone remember Andy Cole doing a record whilst he was at ManU? I think it was a sort of sub-Craig David r'n'b offering. I can definitely remember seeing the video but I'm not sure if it came out as a single. My mate thinks I'm making it up, can anyone tell me what it was called?

New Sugababes line-up something of a disappointment.

Thats what I was thinking, it's about time we gave someone a good spanking.

Don't tell anyone?

Why do Americans have this misperception brits have shit teeth? Nowt wrong with mine like. 95802[/snapback] Nice 'tache 95803[/snapback] Renton models his look on Earl:

That would mean going negative 95604[/snapback] You have the opposite problem to Peasepud; Your outie would become an innie.

Hope you were listening to fivelive about 5 minutes ago Pud, they've just been talking about this exact thing. Apparently Madonna's had one: