Dr Kenneth Noisewater

They're bringing that old lovey Barry Davies back for the World Cup.

I fail to see what difference it makes if someone is caught 1 day or 25 years after their crime.

No appealing it then, eh? Bollix.

Looked solid enough, put in a few blocks. Bumpong's ban could be a blessing, he's not going to walk back into the side I hope, although with Elliott getting sent off and Baba coming off injured we'll be down to the bones again. Incidently, was Elliott's a second yellow or a straight red?

Isn't it 2006? Or have these last few months been some sort of elaborate hoax thought up by Peasepud?

But do you say "tee-bee-aych"? That's the mark of a board supafan FACTARAMA.

Careful Django, he'll invade you.

You rotten bastard. So what happened then? 108921[/snapback] He was over the moon! The emails he sent back were all "Oh I can't BELIEVE you've got in touch after all this time! So good to hear from you!". We strung it out for a little while before the guilt set in at which point "she" rather abruptly told him she was moving to Australia and wouldn't be on emails any more. Anyway, a year or so later he goes to a school reunion and she's only fucking there! None of us had the nerve to ask him what she had to say when he asked her how Australia was. 108928[/snapback]

What are Peasepud's odds now?

Andy mods with an iron fist in an iron glove tbh

You rotten bastard. So what happened then?

peasepud and Scottish Mag basically got in touch with HTT pretending to me a German newspaper reporter (they created a whole website for the fictional newspaper). They then sent a list of questions for HTT to answer, he did, and they made an article. However, the article was made with an exceptionally poor Babelfish translation and it was discovered. That's about it really. Still not a clue why they did it though. 108880[/snapback] It's a bit naughty and I don't really condone that sort of thing, but it does seem to have got massively out of hand.

Excellent, we get a shot at revenge over the Scousers in the Semis now.

That's true actually. I wonder why he changed, or if he's been told to change his game? Has he got it in him to be that 'driving force' type again?

I'm Spartacus.

About right I would say. I am absolutely gob-smacked that some people seem to think he deserves little more than a slap on the wrist because he's unlikely to do it again. Like it or not, he played some part in the death of 3 innocent women by misdirecting the police.

Do you remember the fat sweaty cops from The Fast Show

Clearly taking modelling himself on Al a step too far.

Where did you get that ava Skol?

Lovely goal.

Anyone watching the Citeh - Wist 'am game? Reckon something is going to kick-off between Barton and Reo-Coaker, they have been sizing each other up. Also Ashton would make a cracking partner for Owen. Not the fastest, but lots of movement and a physical presence.

Not the T-Keith of on-stage with Green Day fame, shirley?

It's been spectacular so far, although last nights wasn't quite up to the standard of the first two. Having said that, the otters nipping the crocodiles tail and chasing it off their territory made me chuckle.

What did it say on his vest?

Wednesday, why did I put Thursday? Twice