Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Phenomenal catch from Strauss. Another crim bites the dust!

Cheers for that Jonny. A big grafter that gets on the end of things then, a leader of the line.

Warne out first ball. BRING IT ON!!

Gone! Kaditch oot. They still need 120 to avoid the follow on.

What's Kuyt like: Big? Quick? Skillful? Goal-poacher?

Going camping somewhere on the North Yorkshire Moors. As far away from the ManU result/ Owen to Liverpool stories as possible.

and you can judge a book by its cover.

Quoted for truth

BRING IT ON! They must be crying into their tinnies at the moment in The Land That Culture Forgot.

Fact of the day: the plural of octopus is octopi.

The problem is thats your monitor and it won't be FACT until its on your TV

You're going to have to. It was the last of the series.

Thats the beauty of it isn't it? You are slowly and discreetly drawn in by the characters, not realising it. Then you suddenly find yourself wringing your hands in anguish when you think Maggie's fucked up his sit-com deal.

Agree with all of that. The writing is a class above anything else.

Owens hamstrings aren't exactly bulletproof either are they? Few months with our physios and he won't even be going to the World Cup.

Terry Mac could give him some racing tips

Lad from Uni passed out with drink, got his eyebrows shaved off and someone poked a Condom filled with Mayonaisse up his arse with a coat hanger.

Has Mick hit the sauce since Metro lost the radio contract?

Pretty much anything. A mill buys a lot of therapy.

I NEVER want us to lose. And if we're as bad as everybody says 3 points could make all the difference at the end of the season. Having said that, I expect us to get spanked.

Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket "Why?" Because you've got fine written all over you.

Collingwood is good but would you want a mackem in the side?

George Burley has took over a club on the verge of breaking up the Old Firm for the first time since man invented the wheel...why would he give that chance up? 18235[/snapback] Because he is not on the best of terms with the chairman? 18246[/snapback] and because the SPL is a comedy league and we would give him a massive pay rise. Burley and LeGuen both have a lot of positive attributes and would top my list.

More brinksmanship from Lard Lad. How many deals have we entered into, told the papers about, talked to tv and radio about, only for Shepherd to pull the plug when it came to hardball? I prefered the Keegan era when you didn't know who we'd signed until they walked through the door at the press conference.

Is that a Souness quote?